Cressida Dick looks Stuffed

Really, seen here briefing her Sapper in the Falklands

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Nah they were telling her to bugger off
 
One of my Directors is a former 19th/12th? used to be at Wimbish before 33 EOD moved in.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
Personal opinion only, but Dickless' meteoric rise in her early years was due to positive discrimination which was rife at the time.

She was Gold Commander at the de Menezes shooting but came out more or less squeaky clean. Ditto for several other episodes where her judgement may well have been called into account. At one time I believe that she was bezzies with BH-H but then that went down the pan and she was hoofed as counter terrorism head.

I can only think that she has a large collection of animal porn videos featuring senior Met officers and a goodly number of politicians.

On a serious note, I can't think that any white middle aged heterosexual man would have gotten where Dickless has with the same track record.

She should do the honourable thing and fall on her sword. Preferably literally.
 
Personal opinion only, but Dickless' meteoric rise in her early years was due to positive discrimination which was rife at the time.

She was Gold Commander at the de Menezes shooting but came out more or less squeaky clean. Ditto for several other episodes where her judgement may well have been called into account. At one time I believe that she was bezzies with BH-H but then that went down the pan and she was hoofed as counter terrorism head.

I can only think that she has a large collection of animal porn videos featuring senior Met officers and a goodly number of politicians.

On a serious note, I can't think that any white middle aged heterosexual man would have gotten where Dickless has with the same track record.

She should do the honourable thing and fall on her sword. Preferably literally.
she only got the job in the first place because she is a card carrying member of the dykerati. She may be replaced by something far worse.
 
Personal opinion only, but Dickless' meteoric rise in her early years was due to positive discrimination which was rife at the time.

She was Gold Commander at the de Menezes shooting but came out more or less squeaky clean. Ditto for several other episodes where her judgement may well have been called into account. At one time I believe that she was bezzies with BH-H but then that went down the pan and she was hoofed as counter terrorism head.

I can only think that she has a large collection of animal porn videos featuring senior Met officers and a goodly number of politicians.

On a serious note, I can't think that any white middle aged heterosexual man would have gotten where Dickless has with the same track record.

She should do the honourable thing and fall on her sword. Preferably literally.

I think I see a flaw in your Cunning Plan...

Now, about these Met Senior Officer's Animal Sex Porn Videos...do you have a link?

(Asking for a friend, honest. ;))
 
Personal opinion only, but Dickless' meteoric rise in her early years was due to positive discrimination which was rife at the time.

She was Gold Commander at the de Menezes shooting but came out more or less squeaky clean. Ditto for several other episodes where her judgement may well have been called into account. At one time I believe that she was bezzies with BH-H but then that went down the pan and she was hoofed as counter terrorism head.

I can only think that she has a large collection of animal porn videos featuring senior Met officers and a goodly number of politicians.

On a serious note, I can't think that any white middle aged heterosexual man would have gotten where Dickless has with the same track record.

She should do the honourable thing and fall on her sword. Preferably literally.
I understand that she is part of the Common Purpose network.

At risk of requiring a tin foil hat, that background may explain many things.
 

Countryboy

Old-Salt
Do you honestly think she remembers how to use cuffs and a baton? And that street has probably been cordoned off with coppers on every junction making sure that everything is tickety-boo.
In fact the only person they came across was a news reporter asking why she hasn’t resigned.
Perhaps.
Her predecessor I believe arrested someone at each rank that he held!


"The Metropolitan Police Commissioner interrupted a BBC radio interview to jump into a taxi and make an arrest.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe was near Bruce Grove station in Tottenham, north London, when a cab driver said his passengers had refused to pay the fare and stolen money from his dashboard."
 
Perhaps.
Her predecessor I believe arrested someone at each rank that he held!


"The Metropolitan Police Commissioner interrupted a BBC radio interview to jump into a taxi and make an arrest.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe was near Bruce Grove station in Tottenham, north London, when a cab driver said his passengers had refused to pay the fare and stolen money from his dashboard."
Yes but the f*cker didn't do any paperwork other than an IRB. He also had his close protection officers with him who no doubt doubt searched the suspect and cuffed him. Then back to the station. Straight to the front of the long queue of officers waiting to book in prisoners. Gave the facts to the Custody Sgt leaving the jailor to do the searching/property etc. Writes a quick IRB/Arrest statement. Date stamps it. Flings it at the Custody Sgt on the way out leaving the Case Progession Unit to do the interviewing, fingerprinting, DNA, photograph, Charging and Case Papers.

Bernie then goes out half an hour later to resume his press conference giving it large about how he had achieved an arrest at every rank that he had held. It wouldn't have suprised me if his protection officers had detained the suspect but handed him over to Bernie as he needed the body for his figures.
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Perhaps.
Her predecessor I believe arrested someone at each rank that he held!


"The Metropolitan Police Commissioner interrupted a BBC radio interview to jump into a taxi and make an arrest.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe was near Bruce Grove station in Tottenham, north London, when a cab driver said his passengers had refused to pay the fare and stolen money from his dashboard."
What @par avion said.
 
Her predecessor I believe arrested someone at each rank that he held!
He also bollocksed up the caution.

Regardless of one gash arrest, and how incompetent you feel Cress is, you would be very hard pressed to find a met officer who thought she was worse than Bernie, or who felt he was closer to a copper's copper than her. BHH brought in a lot of changes which still hamper the met to this day.
 
He also bollocksed up the caution.

Regardless of one gash arrest, and how incompetent you feel Cress is, you would be very hard pressed to find a met officer who thought she was worse than Bernie, or who felt he was closer to a copper's copper than her. BHH brought in a lot of changes which still hamper the met to this day.
To be fair, whoever takes over the Met will have the same problems. Because of its size and its in the capital which has a bigger population than Scotland and Ireland its always in the public eye. Other than almost colliding with Bernie double H in Empress State building I only saw and spoke to one commissioner in my 27 years and that was to denounce John Stevens at one of his little get to gethers at the Methodist hall in central London. I never bothered getting my LSGCM or a final retirement meeting with the commissioner. (In fact I never bothered with my LSGCM being far happier with the pension.)

I never saw them at any of the Borough's I worked on and they seemed to have little impact on day to day policing or my life in the job. We had a lad transferred to us at Kilburn from Beds police where his Chief Constable knew him by his first name, but then again Beds police have as many officers as a large Met borough like Brent or Lambeth.

If you really want to make a presence though and earn the undying hatred of your officers, just introduce an all encompassing tenure policy as Paul Condon found out.
 

G4Star

On ROPS
On ROPs
Dick gets an extension..............Cressida Dick's contract that has been extended until April 2024.
Feck, how bad do you have to perform & still keep your job, Ms Patel has screwed up again!
This will only end badly!
 
Do you know an alternative?
Yeah, shove one of the ARRSE Moderators in the post. Soon be sorted. If you can handle the usual showers of shit then you can handle anything :p

Joking aside, would anyone with integrity, decent ability for the role and a hope of not committing career suicide even want to take the job on?
 
How bad do you have to perform & still keep your job?
She licks the minge and has some tits, so she ticks the 'diversity' boxes. For the people that employ her - as long as their graphs and spreadsheets are 'on track' and show the correct amount of 'diversity' that's all they care about. CD could watch London burn to the ground and she still wouldn't be sacked by those in charge.
 

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