Crem Dripping

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brummieboy1, Jan 22, 2011.

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  1. The Crematorium in our town, is approx 500m from the site of a proposed new sports centre, complete with super duper swimming pool. The local council have come up with the brilliant wheeze, of heating the new place with the spare heat from the crem.

    The next thing will be, that all the local chippies will be using crem dripping for the fish and chips.
  2. Sinner251

    Sinner251 On ROPS On ROPs
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    Good idea, Makes sense.
  3. Waste not, want not.
  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Wouldn't stop me going for a dip.
  5. They're already using the ashes as road grit, so why not the heat as well?

    Better yet, just hang a bit fat bastard up in the sports centre, and set fire to him with a bit of paraffin and old newspaper.
  6. Good plan.If adopted in Hastings,they could heat the entire town,as far as Bexhill and Cooden Beach with the heat.
  7. Dwarf

    Dwarf LE

    Swimming or dunking chips?
  8. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    I think this thread is starting to go ashtray.
  9. Yokel

    Yokel LE

    There's no smoke without fire.
  10. Nice to think that some of the deceased doleys will be putting something back into the community.
  11. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    Yeah, but, nylon dripping, surely that's unhealthy ?
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    If they save up the ones with pacemakers till November 5th it will save all that money on fireworks and they could run a 'Spot Your Gran' competition for the kids.
  13. gdm.bizkit

    gdm.bizkit Guest

    That's wrong in such a right way ;)
  14. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    Light a Hoodie Night.......oh, what a dream !!!!!!
  15. billypleased

    billypleased Old-Salt

    Sounds like a pipe dream.