Most of us have been there. Sat alone in a tent, your mind wandering back home to the things you miss most. Friends, Family, a cold beer, the feeling of a summers breeze on your skin. Before you know it you'r running through all your previous and current girlfriends. You feel a little tingle in your pants. You decide not to fight it and delve into your endless bank of w@nking material in your head. You've gone too far and there's only one thing for it so, trying to hide your lob on, sneak off to the local thunderbox for a handy shandy. You sweat your tits off, barely able to keep conciousness and at the end of it all your left feeling deflated and unsatisfied. Your hand just doesn't cut the mustard any more but thousands of miles away from the real thing what can you do??? Well that's where a good friend of mine helps out. On a recent (extremely tedious) exercise we had the good fortune for some battle prep in westdown camp. He proceeded to tell us all his answer for the above dilema on telic a couple of years ago. After much thought and experimentation he came up with the Homemade Pussy. It couldn't be simpler and it's very discreet. All you need is a towel, a latex glove (available at all good RAP's) and any kind of moisture (baby oil or lube works best). Just follow my step by step instructions for an authentic taste of home. PS be sure to make sure your corimec, tent is secured so you are not caught on the vinegar strokes by your troop staffy!!!