CREAM EGGS - HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS?

#1
Easter is approaching and we are again inundated with 5hitty cream egg commercials on TV.  I was just wondering, how do you eat yours?  
 
#2
With difficulty...........I have a cleft pallet ;D
 
#3
Just buy four MDN.  The first three will fill the hole leaving you able to enjoy the last one.  I eat mine with a knife and fork 'cos I'm posh.
 
#5
Who's Mucky Margaret????????????
 
#6
What a coincidence....

Got this text message on my phone today:

A good old suck to make it wet, it dribbles down my chin, then when I think the time is right, I'll ram the F*cker in!

Cadbury's Cream Egg.......How do you eat yours?  ;D
 
#7
How do I eat mine? With great difficulty as I have no arms!!!
Only joking   --- Guffaw!
Although I did once see a young lady in Bangkok who ......I'm sorry I can't go on, the memories are to terrible to revisit
 
#8
Let's just say, she fired them out so quick, it was like being in the butts on an SLR APWT.
What about you Lippy?
 
#9
MDN, would you care to enlighten us?
Did Lippy resemble a cream egg in that you had to bite through a brown crust only to be met by a yellow and white secretion?
 
#10
temptation.............................. ;D
 
#11
It's better than being resembled to a pork pie
Having to bite through the crust, lick through the jelly to find the meat
 
#12
Who the fcuk is Ted? Has he seen your cream eggs?
 
#13
That's helpful

OOOOH EEEEE Tiger. I am sweating like a Pee Eye Gee!!!!
 
#15
Do you like emptying people's eggs by sucking?
 
#16
Bint correct me if I am wrong, have you just posted that you once sucked on a tiger and a pig? ;D
 
#18
How the hell do those teenage kids with the big metal micky braces manage with a cadbury's cream egg?

Uggghhhh.......

Or worse still when they....................Uggghhhhhh The hairs!
 
#19
I strip it of so I can see a bit of brown.
Suck it all through the little hole.
Then tell the bitch to go clean up cos I want to eat my cream egg in peace.
 

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