CREAM EGGS - HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS?

Scribbler

Clanker
Easter is approaching and we are again inundated with 5hitty cream egg commercials on TV.  I was just wondering, how do you eat yours?  
 
With difficulty...........I have a cleft pallet ;D
 
Just buy four MDN.  The first three will fill the hole leaving you able to enjoy the last one.  I eat mine with a knife and fork 'cos I'm posh.
 
Never mind how I eat mine, I still can't forget how Mucky Margaret used to eat hers. Bliss
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

digimon

Clanker
Who's Mucky Margaret????????????
 

Mountain_Git

Old-Salt
What a coincidence....

Got this text message on my phone today:

A good old suck to make it wet, it dribbles down my chin, then when I think the time is right, I'll ram the F*cker in!

Cadbury's Cream Egg.......How do you eat yours?  ;D
 

Swagger

Clanker
How do I eat mine? With great difficulty as I have no arms!!!
Only joking   --- Guffaw!
Although I did once see a young lady in Bangkok who ......I'm sorry I can't go on, the memories are to terrible to revisit
 

Swagger

Clanker
Let's just say, she fired them out so quick, it was like being in the butts on an SLR APWT.
What about you Lippy?
 

Swagger

Clanker
MDN, would you care to enlighten us?
Did Lippy resemble a cream egg in that you had to bite through a brown crust only to be met by a yellow and white secretion?
 
temptation.............................. ;D
 

Swagger

Clanker
It's better than being resembled to a pork pie
Having to bite through the crust, lick through the jelly to find the meat
 

Swagger

Clanker
Who the fcuk is Ted? Has he seen your cream eggs?
 

Swagger

Clanker
That's helpful

OOOOH EEEEE Tiger. I am sweating like a Pee Eye Gee!!!!
 

Swagger

Clanker
Do you like emptying people's eggs by sucking?
 
Bint correct me if I am wrong, have you just posted that you once sucked on a tiger and a pig? ;D
 

Lucy

Old-Salt
How the hell do those teenage kids with the big metal micky braces manage with a cadbury's cream egg?

Uggghhhh.......

Or worse still when they....................Uggghhhhhh The hairs!
 
I strip it of so I can see a bit of brown.
Suck it all through the little hole.
Then tell the bitch to go clean up cos I want to eat my cream egg in peace.
 

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