A few years back I was drinking in rather shabby pub in Stamford. When asked by rather attractive (I was durnk!) girl what I did I answered "Austrailian Sheep shearing World Champion" With my best Aussie accent (This is easy to do if you are a South Londoner!). It worked OK for a while. Cover was blown when she turned out to live on a farm and had loads of sheep. When she invited me round to shear those, I fessed up that my name was not "Blue from the Kimberlys" but I was actually "Paddy from Cork, and Oi Digs Da Roads" Any of you used anything so stupid?