crash bang

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bossyboots, May 31, 2007.

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  1. I know i shouldn't laugh but.......,,91059-1267255,00.html

    I had visions of a flash of bloomers with surgical stocking tops and a cabbage rolling out of her bag. :lol:
  2. These things are a menace. I've nearly been knocked down by one in the past and I feel there should be some sort of test that codgers should pass before being allowed out on the pavement with one.

    Oh, and if she's got one of these why does she need a train???? Questions should be asked in the house.
  3. 'Carry On The Train Tracks'?
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Being back-scuttled by a 40 ton truck is 'quite a ride'? That bloke must be English to have such a command of the art of understatement!

    I would have said "fffffgggnnnnnnnnnbbaaaassstaaaardsssss, whhooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee! Yyeeeeeeaahhhhhhhh, 'gen 'gen 'gen mewanna go 'gen!!"
  5. Police in the town of Paw Paw, Michigan, said the unidentified man told them "it was quite a ride", but complained only that he had spilled his soda.

    Why is he drinking 'soda' anyway? Fat bast@rd!!!!!
  6. Do you think she was conducting a day light rehersal for a ram rade on the local Help the Aged shop?????