Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Randy_McNob, Dec 21, 2008.

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  1. When I wrote that book I was asked to justify my comments many times.

    Serving here with me in mobility troop I have a bloke who broke his leg in 67 places during the fan dance. He made himself a cast out of mud, hardened it over a hexy cooker and tabbed 79 miles back to Stirling Lines.

    He failed selection because a few weeks later he cut his own head off with a can opener.

    He didnt fail because of that, he failed because he sewed it on back to front and ended up running over a cliff.

    Thankfully he passed selection the following year, having got through it with only minor injuries.