You too can try this at home. All you need is a set of bathroom scales somewhere in the vicinity of where you drop your load. When conducting my usual three Sâs morning ablutions (shit, shower, shave) I decided to weigh myself pre and post defecation to see if there would be any significant weight difference. Gingerly stepping onto the bathroom scales I weighed in at an impressive 19 stone and 7 pounds. I then proceeded to take a seat on the good old white Twyfords chair and drop my breakfast and lunch from the previous day while listening to the newspaper reviews on BBC radio 2. After making sure I was fully emptied, an operation which took somewhere in the region of 5 - 7 minutes, and after having a jolly good wipe I then got back onto the weighing scales and surprisingly enough I then weighed in at 19 stone and 5 pounds. A total loss of 2 pounds, (thatâs 0.9072 kgs for all you young âuns) which means I was harbouring nearly a kilo of crap, piss and wind. Try it out, post the results on here and letâs see if anyone is full of more shit than I am.