First up I'd like to nominate Hammersmith. Every lunchtime I am forced to walk along King Street to get some sustenance and each day I swear the gutter tripe gets worse. Today on a quick mission to Greggs, I was accosted by the following interesting characters: Several charity fund-raisers, you know, the cunts who catch your eye, then smile at you and demand your bank details to make them piss off and leave you alone. Three drunk tramps. I wouldn't have minded if these were your usual run of the mill British gentlemen of the road, but they weren't, they were vile Eastern European tramps who were blocking my way and muttering in Latvian. A gang of feral children. The little fuckers were literally running down the street, I have no idea where their parents were, they managed to knock an old lady into the road which I suppose was quite amusing though. Two Romanian Big Issue sellers. What ever happened to good old Glaswegian smackhead big issue sellers? At least you could rely on them for a light or some decent conversation. Two religious preachers, one was just a woman handing out leaflets but the other was some nutter in wellies with a massive sign attached to a rucksack, he asked me what I thought hell was like, I told him I was already there. I also passed two separate sets of PCSOs taking down suspicious looking character's details, a man with 3 unmuzzled pitbulls on chains, someone passed out (possibly dead) lying outside the post office and a plethora of other human amoeba. It seems to me that Hammersmith is the gathering spot for all utterly shit specimens of the human species. I rate it up there with other shite towns such as Bakersfield California, Birkenhead, Corby and Belgium. Any more for any more?