Whilst getting dried off after a shower, I took time to admire my body art, some of which has been on my skin now for 27 years. I've got some real belters among my 18, including artwork by Rob Zombie. I also have some real pointless shite as well. So, here's two of my poorest. Go on, show us your crap tatts. This was done by Geordie Scott in Blyth,I think in 1994, it took about 10 minutes and has fag ash and parts of Greggs Pastie in it from where he was stuffing his face while inking it. This was also done by Geordie Scott, although done much earlier than the Beavis one, early 1986. I met a long term girlfriend in Blyth that day, 7 years with that particular horror, still unlike the tattoo, I managed to get rid of that one.