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Crap Shag or Great Wank?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by sarge_massage_my_passage, Mar 1, 2009.

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    It's a discussion in my troop that has helped many a stag/exercise fly by!
     
  2. Doesn't this depend on what you want? If you want a shag but can only have a w@nk then you're bound to be disappointed. But if you really want a w@nk there's just no beating it.
     
  3. I was always of the thinking that, .A third class shag beats a first class w ank............shoite I've had some third class shags
     
  4. I'd say horses for courses, after all beggars cant be choosers.
     
  5. Even a bad shag is a good shag.* A bad wank's just bad.

    *So I'm told
     
  6. I've always thought a top w@nk is better than a crap shag, I define a crap shag by me not being able to finish, however, if wanking, your always going to get the end product.
     
  7. Groucho Marx put it best: "When sex is good, it's very, very good. But when it's bad... it's still pretty damn good!"

    Crap shags are like the perfect woman: everyone talks about them but they don't really exist.
     
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    Quality reply ;)
     
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Does the crap shag come with a decent blow job and ring licking? If not, wan k.
     
  10. How abot a crap shag followed by a happy ending all over her boat race? As long as I fire the gun at the end of it i'm not overly bothered.
     
  11. Can I vote for a shag, which turns out to be crap so then an amazing wank shooting my load all over the victims ass to finish myself off???