Crap kids names 2011

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jan 7, 2011.

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  1. Any offers ? I'll kick off with - girl : Snooky, boy : Beejay
  2. Sodoff is a good lad's name.
  3. Wasn't that baldrick's first name :)
  4. Saracen for a boy, Xerox for , actually i'm not sure what gender little Xerox is

    (both were spotted in our local paper "hatched, matched & dispatched" recently)
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Ugly sisters: Quinizarine and Coumarin
  6. chlamydia for a girl (possibly an only child )
  7. I know some people who called their kid "Art". Surefire way to make sure he gets beat up when he goes to school.
  8. would that make them art history?
  9. The chav's new favorite is Nevaeh, Nav-ay-er. Its Heaven backwards and they all think its classy.

    I've dealt with a woman who's two year old's Christian names were Roy Manchester United Cantona and one put the phone down on me after I pointed out her childs name is pronounced channel not chanel as she thought.
  10. some names are nothing short of child abuse
  11. First 2 arrived Xmas day, Ava and Eve, I feel like I am officially introducing a couple of silent movie stars when people come round.
  12. congratulations
  13. Thanks, but I owe you much more for the avatar. All men love a whore in ripped jeans.
  14. depends if you get to rip them

    NOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want to go back on the register, i'll behave