Crap joke or not

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Cuddles, Feb 11, 2007.

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  1. what is the similarity between "Titanic! and "Sixth Sense"?
    "Icy dead people..."

    Funny or not..because I think that is class!
     
  2. Made me chuckle - not sure if you can conclude it's a crap joke or not on that basis, though.
     
  3. Artemis, I don't care...I've just knocked one out over your avatar!
     
  4. this joke made me chuckle
    "A reporter went to Bosnia in 1990 and was shocked and appalled by the fact that women where made to walk 10ft behind their husbands, she came home and made a report on the matter hoping to make a difference… the reporter decided to return to the country after the war had finished in 1995, and to her surprise the women where now walking 10ft in front of the men… hoping that she had made a difference she walked up to the woman and asked her ‘last time I was here the women where walking 10ft behind the men, what has changed?’, ‘land mines’ the woman replied "

    this could be a basis of a brilliant thread...
     
  5. what is the similarity between the Titanic and a used condom?


    "Both have dead seamen at the bottom"
     
  6. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs


    Used to be about Afghanistan that did
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Joke? Yes
    Good - No
    Crap - No

    Indifferent - deffo
     
  8. its sort of crap in a good way!!! Its so crap you HAVE to laugh
     
  9. Not just me then? Good to know :D
     
  10. if its ment to be a crap joke how about this

    whats red dead and layes in the gutter




    a dead bus

    cant get much lamer than that. hmmmmm maybe the old baby jokes.
     
  11. What do you call a dog with a spade up its' arrse?








    Dawn French! (To hell with me, sir!!!)
     
  12. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back ?










    A stick
     
  13. how many Ukraine's does it take to change a light bulb?




    none. people that glow in the dark dont need light bulbs...
     
  14. Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?


    Steven Hawkins after a house fire....................
     
  15. What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arrse...

    Warren...

    What do you call an Asian karaoke champion...

    Gupta Singh....

    (sorry....)


    MLO.