Crap from intro thread

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Mr_Fingerz, Sep 2, 2012.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Chair - check
    Beer - check
    Popcorn - Check

    OK - I'm all set.

    In your own time.

    Go On
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  2. Whore, check.
  3. Lost check
  4. This may not end well. Check.
  5. Any pictures?
  6. You're a walking, talking lolacaust. I bet you're very fat.
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  7. Nudity now or we lose interest.
  8. I bet you say that to all the girls.
  9. Claire, I'll be polite as you're new here.

    Get your fucking rat out or fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more.
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  10. For every year of marriage 93% of women gain half a stone a year. Greedy trouts, they then get so huge, don't put out, divorce the husband, claim half of everything, lose weight and repeat the cycle.
  11. Whats the point of that camera phone if we dont get to see you in just your knickers?
  12. Well SPAZ the name says it all don't it u may no girls that would do that but not this 1
  13. No pro x gla yo x enjo x Clair x

    Sho x me x wher x yo x Shi x fro x
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  14. What head did you have up?
  15. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Well, it was like "Engrish" but not quite....
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