My excuses never work! After coming in to work tired and hungover I was encouraged by a member of ARRSE to see what I could steal from my boss to combat the boredom of my day.. My boss has returned and discovered I nicked his hole punch from his desk while he was out, along with his tub of Vaseline! (Don't ask!) 'RTFQ made me do it' apparently is not a good excuse? And now I am being made to pick all the anal pubes out of the tub as a punishment. Whats the most crap excuse you have ever given.....and got away with?