crap comparisons

#1
I've definitely been watching too much National Geographic Channel recently, and the crap comparisons they come out with, with amazing frequency, in the name of dumbing down is beginning to grip me. Stuff like "the USS Virginia weighs blah,blah tons - that's over 360 killer whales" or " The Great Pyramid of Giza could contain 25 Empire State Buildings". Imagination please gents..... along the lines of "The Taipei Tower is 101 storeys high, that's the equivalent of 1.3 million politicians dicks stuck end to end".....
 
#2
"...that's equivalent to the weight of a coconut slung between two swallows on a length of creeper!"
 
#3
"....the Trans-Siberia Gas pipeline transports more than 4.6 million cubic metres of gas every day....that's more than every fart done in a curry house around the world in the same time"
 
#4
scrofula said:
"....the Trans-Siberia Gas pipeline transports more than 4.6 million cubic metres of gas every day....that's more than every fart done in a curry house around the world in the same time"
The width of the middle lane of the M1 motorway is exactly 32 times the length of my snap box.

The volume of the Taj Mahal in India is exactly 100 times the volume of the Taj Mahal curry house which is at no. 100 India Road in Bradford.

My penis is exactly the same size as a very large penis.

My beer capacity is greater than yours, you facking wuss.

Bored now. I want the Baron Castleshort thread back.
 
#5
BarkingSpider said:
scrofula said:
"....the Trans-Siberia Gas pipeline transports more than 4.6 million cubic metres of gas every day....that's more than every fart done in a curry house around the world in the same time"
The width of the middle lane of the M1 motorway is exactly 32 times the length of my snap box.

The volume of the Taj Mahal in India is exactly 100 times the volume of the Taj Mahal curry house which is at no. 100 India Road in Bradford.

My penis is exactly the same size as a very small penis.

My beer capacity is greater than yours, you facking wuss.

Bored now. I want the Baron Castleshort thread back.
Fixed :)
 
#6
Manhattan Island and all the buildings on it weighs less than all the fat arrses that have sat on goverment benches in the Houses of Parliament since 1979.
 
#7
ub3rb0wl said:
BarkingSpider said:
scrofula said:
"....the Trans-Siberia Gas pipeline transports more than 4.6 million cubic metres of gas every day....that's more than every fart done in a curry house around the world in the same time"
The width of the middle lane of the M1 motorway is exactly 32 times the length of my snap box.

The volume of the Taj Mahal in India is exactly 100 times the volume of the Taj Mahal curry house which is at no. 100 India Road in Bradford.

My penis is exactly the same size as a very small penis.

My beer capacity is greater than yours, you facking wuss.

Bored now. I want the Baron Castleshort thread back.
Fixed :)
Just don't touch my fucking beer you cunting wankstain.
 
#10
Random_Task said:
"The length of 30 football pitches" - I don't know about you,but I would have no idea what 30 football pitches end to end would look like.
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#11
The flight deck of HMS Ark Royal can be covered by 2,734,862 digestive biscuits. This fact is the product of the greatest Wah created yet.
 
#13
BarkingSpider said:
ub3rb0wl said:
BarkingSpider said:
scrofula said:
"....the Trans-Siberia Gas pipeline transports more than 4.6 million cubic metres of gas every day....that's more than every fart done in a curry house around the world in the same time"
The width of the middle lane of the M1 motorway is exactly 32 times the length of my snap box.

The volume of the Taj Mahal in India is exactly 100 times the volume of the Taj Mahal curry house which is at no. 100 India Road in Bradford.

My penis is exactly the same size as a very small penis.

My beer capacity is greater than yours, you facking wuss.

Bored now. I want the Baron Castleshort thread back.
Fixed :)
Just don't touch my fucking beer you cunting wankstain.
Nah, i won't nick yer beer. That'd just be dirty and underhanded.
 
#15
I dont know how many chocolate bourbon biscuits it would take to cover the flight deck on the USS NIMITZ?. ...I have'nt really got the hang of this have I?
 
#17
Random_Task said:
"The length of 30 football pitches" - I don't know about you,but I would have no idea what 30 football pitches end to end would look like.
Ahhh, the good old football pitch comparison.

The length of a pitch can be anywhere between 100 and 130 yards which means that there's a 900 yard difference between 30 upper limit football pitches arranged end to end and 30 lower limit pitches.

Always make me chuckle.
 
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#18
dhgrainger1 said:
Random_Task said:
"The length of 30 football pitches" - I don't know about you,but I would have no idea what 30 football pitches end to end would look like.
Ahhh, the good old football pitch comparison.
If all the football pitch comparisons on the television were piled on top of each other, they'd be taller than Mount Everest with three supertankers balanced end-to-end on the summit.
 
#19
Random_Task said:
"The length of 30 football pitches" - I don't know about you,but I would have no idea what 30 football pitches end to end would look like.
Slightly smaller than 31 football pitches? :?
 

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