Crap aftershaves of your youth

[Cold_Collation]

I’ve got a bottle of Dunhill Edition which was bought for me in my mid-20s that’s still got life in it. That’s a quarter century. It’s all about quality.

 

[supermatelot]

I’ve got a bottle of Dunhill Edition which was bought for me in my mid-20s that’s still got life in it. That’s a quarter century. It’s all about quality.

Keep it sealed . No need to waste It.

”if Carlsberg did sarcastic remarks...”

 

[Cold_Collation]

Keep it sealed . No need to waste It.

”if Carlsberg did sarcastic remarks...”

There’s about half left.

 

[Glasgow_Jock]

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Was waiting for this one, my teenage choice of fragrance

 

[Drlligaf]

You must be RAF Regt?

Oi! I'm a 'guin! A Shiney 'guin.

 

[Drlligaf]

Only if it’s Avtur FS II. No cheap imitations.

Has the added advantage that you can drink it as well.

 

[Drlligaf]

Not only bollocks if this article is to be believed:

Girl funny original source mint and tea tree shower gel review facebook (cosmopolitan.com)

Just loved this bit from your link, pure poetry, well almost:
"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce."

 

[AdminVortex]

And to complete the 'teenager using smelly stuff instead of showering' ensemble

Ah yes. I had the roll-on. The reek of an ATC annual camp 4-man tent as Cdt Vortex embarked on the first of many abortive attempts to pull the skirt.

Did it work? Did it ffffffff......

 

[Old Stab]

Ah yes. I had the roll-on. The reek of an ATC annual camp 4-man tent as Cdt Vortex embarked on the first of many abortive attempts to pull the skirt.

Did it work? Did it ffffffff......

Yup.
I couldn't have pulled with a Land Rover and a tow rope tbh.
Despite wearing a bucket full of manly fragrance.

 

[Drlligaf]

Yup.
I couldn't have pulled with a Land Rover and a tow rope tbh.
Despite wearing a bucket full of manly fragrance.

Engage 4WD and give it max. Person on the other end of the rope might not fully appreciate it though.

 

[AdminVortex]

I used to get given this vile concoction every yuletide.

I could guarantee success wearing it. With hirsuite men in studded leather, were I to inadvertently patronise the wrong venue.

I've never ridden a Harley, btw.

 

[Old Stab]

I used to get given this vile concoction every yuletide.

I could guarantee success wearing it. With hirsuite men in studded leather, were I to inadvertently patronise the wrong venue.

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I've never ridden a Harley, btw.

That's @Joshua Slocum kind of fragrance I should think.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

That's @Joshua Slocum kind of fragrance I should think.

on the upside you get more room at the bar !!

 

[AdminVortex]

on the upside you get more room at the bar !!

You certainly did. It was proof positive that Harley D would stick their trademark on anything. If they brought out an official HD buttplug I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

You certainly did. It was proof positive that Harley D would stick their trademark on anything. If they brought out an official HD buttplug I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

given the size of some of the owners around here, your eyelid might quiver for a few seconds !

 

[woopert]

If you needed even cheaper...

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Og Fukc! That just brought a flashback of the school disco where I got off with Stacey R*g****y and felt the fear of having a tongue unexpectedly shoved down my throat while she grabbed my hand and flung it down her nether regions. Bollox to the scene in American Pie, it felt nothing like a baked pastry confection containing cinnamon infused fruit, more like a scouring pad smeared in honking washing up liquid that smelt of fish that had been poached in its own urine.

It was the first time I'd worn such potent juju and I swore to be careful with it ever since.

 

[Old Stab]

Og Fukc! That just brought a flashback of the school disco where I got off with Stacey R*gansky and felt the fear of having a tongue unexpectedly shoved down my throat while she grabbed my hand and flung it down her nether regions. Bollox to the scene in American Pie, it felt nothing like a baked pastry confection containing cinnamon infused fruit, more like a scouring pad smeared in honking washing up liquid that smelt of fish that had been poached in its own urine.

It was the first time I'd worn such potent juju and I swore to be careful with it ever since.

I bet you sniffed your fingers on the way home though.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Og Fukc! That just brought a flashback of the school disco where I got off with Stacey R*gansky and felt the fear of having a tongue unexpectedly shoved down my throat while she grabbed my hand and flung it down her nether regions. Bollox to the scene in American Pie, it felt nothing like a baked pastry confection containing cinnamon infused fruit, more like a scouring pad smeared in honking washing up liquid that smelt of fish that had been poached in its own urine.

It was the first time I'd worn such potent juju and I swore to be careful with it ever since.

I’m traumatised just reading that. Can I put a claim in?

 

[AdminVortex]

given the size of some of the owners around here, your eyelid might quiver for a few seconds !

Overweight, I expect. Not a lightened component of the bike like myself.

 

[Toastie]

This stuff used to drive my girlfriend WILD.

She'd scream at me to get my kit off ...




















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It never failed to get the reaction.

Still works.