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Crap aftershaves of your youth

I suspect you want pictures as well........
I would have gone out smelling of "lifebouy" washing soap. The rest of you is poofs
I think you is the poof as you wont pull birds smelling like your grandma , Brut made me irresistible to the ladies , sadly many were 20 + stone hence I became a good runner.
I used to smother myself in this stuff.


Worked just as well as anything else in repelling females (including the fat ones).

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