Cracking one off on a train

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#2
You'd have thought he would have used the Sorting Hat....
 
#3
"but managed to tell a police officer what the dwarf, who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi, had done."

I think this should have got him fucking shot.
 
#4
I cracked one out in a train loo thinking about a very large lady sat across the carriage from me, I was so into it i could almost smell the ripe hairy clack between her dimpled mottled thighs. Ahhh memories
 
#6
Fucking Dwarfs, as if they are not scary enough the little bastards are now wanking on trains.

Stick to the Circus you creepy little cunts.
 
#10
The only thing that's wrong is getting caught. I nearly pulled my cock off when I was 16 on a train trying to finish before anyone noticed I'd been "gone for a while".
 
#12


Wanking his wee dwarfy cock with his wee dwarfy hands and stumpy fingers, whilst his big head bobs back and forward, Lush!
 
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Mark The Convict

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#13
There's an eerie resemblance between the OP's avatar and the pint-sized public pud-puller...just saying...
 
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Mark The Convict

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#15
'performed an indecent act under a juggler's hat'

No-one's asked if the juggler was wearing it at the time. Hitler was right - exterminate these freaks. This one's a creepy, randy, vulgar, bulb-headed, pervy little pisshead whose jizz smells of iodine and has a snuffling, stoatish orgasm noise.

Allegedly.
 
#16
i've never had a thrap on a train, to be honest.

i did have a wank on a flight to Canada once, does that count as joining the Mile High Club solo?
 
#18
i've never had a thrap on a train, to be honest.

i did have a wank on a flight to Canada once, does that count as joining the Mile High Club solo?
I've smashed an ex on the train, so am I in the 6 foot high club?
 

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