Cracking Jokes!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mooch, Mar 31, 2005.

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  1. a bloke walks into the dr's and says "dr, i have an embarrasing problem with my arse" dr says" ok remove your trousers and pants" bloke says, well doc, its REALLY embarrasing, dr say's "for fuck sake man, ive been a GP for 30 years, whatever you have i have i have seen and dealt with it a hundred times!" bloke says "ok , but ill have to show you!" doc goes round the back as man takes off his trousers and leans over the desk " jesus man, have you seen the state of your arsehole?!" bloke says " yeah, told you it was bad!" what happend? mutters the doc, "well i was on safari in Kenya and was raped by a bull elephant" " i'm no vet" says the doc " but arnt bull elephants cocks long and thin?" "yes" says the man "but the cnut fingered me first!!"
  2. howmany times do you lot need told jokes go into tall stories forum!!!
  3. sorry, i didnt know about that one!!
  4. any chance you can move it for me?