Cracker - another bollox damaged squaddie story

#6
I know training has moved on since my time...but when did we start teaching squaddies how to break people's necks? Unarmed combat is usually reserved for SF units.
I have'nt watched it from the sart, so somene correct me I'm wrong, but did'nt the bad guy leave his dabs all over the murder victim's house? I thought all coppers were fingerprinted as a condtion of employment.
So far, this programme is about as realistic as Ultimate Farce.
 
#7
It's a well know fact that all ex-squaddies are psychotic loonies. I've seen it on lots of programmes, so it must be true.

Only 3-and-a-half years till my 22 and I'm looking forward to going cuckoo. Huzzah!

Seriously, though, these eejits portrayed in the media are always really damaged goods. You never seem to get the normal blokes who simply have a sicko sense of humour like typical ARRSE contributors.
 
#8
But we are all psychotic loonies. We must be, because that's the way we are always portrayed in Frost (the TV detective drama starring David Jason I mean, not the programme anchored by David Frost) when they have any story line remotely linked to the Army.
And Christ knows what we have done to upset Karla f*cking Lane, but every single drama she has ever produced has us portrayed that way.
But don't worry, because I have been talking to God and He has told me that she must be punished. I will purge her for her sins, just as soon as my 22 years is up next year.
 
#9
Maybe we should all choose postal worker as a resettlement course









sorry that was the voices in my head
btw carla lane has the hump with squaddies b'cos the mod wouldn't help her reasearch a book
 
#10
I thought it was our God given right as squaddies to all turn into psycotic maniacs as soon as we left and blame any wrong doings on our "time in the ****** (insert war / conflict / policing action as required).

Fcuking hope so or I am right in the shit when they find the 14 dead hitchhikers in my cellar.
 
#11
Aunty Stella said:
I thought it was our God given right as squaddies to all turn into psycotic maniacs as soon as we left and blame any wrong doings on our "time in the ****** (insert war / conflict / policing action as required).

Fcuking hope so or I am right in the s*** when they find the 14 dead hitchhikers in my cellar.

only 14





NIG :)
 
#12
This was Ultimate Farce.

I cannot begin to tell you how my version of PTSD is different from this one-dimensional nonsense.

However I have to say that I cheered when the arrogant Yank got his neck snapped. You have to find a source of enjoyment somewhere, right?
 
#13
Carla Lane has the hump with squaddies because we a)predominantly heterosexual, b)like guns and c)eat meat. We can also be a teensy weensy bit to the right of the bolshevik gopper freak bitch...hence I feel her issues with us.
 
#14
Carla Lane is a pads brat. I remeber listening to her in an interview years ago (shortly after she upset the Paras) claiming that she could write such things about soldiers because she had a 'unique insight' into them due to her time living on married patches.
Utter tosh. I work with teachers, but it does not give me an insight into long holidays, liberal teaching attitudes and militant unions!!
 
#15
Wasn't that episode of Cracker written by Jimmy McGovern?
 
#17
purple_foot said:
Why is everyone having a poke at Carla Lane? She is the writer of many TV sit-coms such as The Liver Birds, Butterflies & Bread:
What? As if that were not justification enough? She is also an animalinazi of the first water, making one almost wish dear old Linda McCartney were back amongst us spreading her anthropophomorphic sh1te; which was almost preferable to the scouse-bird's particularly animal centric, human disregarding philosophy.


purple_foot said:
I think the person you are all thinking of is Lynda La Plante, an author & writer of TV dramas such as Prime Suspect, Widows, Framed & of course the infamous & crap Civvies
She too will be going into a big ditch, loads of quick lime, you know the drill, come der Tag!
 
#18
purple_foot said:
Why is everyone having a poke at Carla Lane? She is the writer of many TV sit-coms such as The Liver Birds, Butterflies & Bread:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0485268/


I think the person you are all thinking of is Lynda La Plante, an author & writer of TV dramas such as Prime Suspect, Widows, Framed & of course the infamous & crap Civvies:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0478852/
omg you are so right

sorry miss lane love your work

ms la plante grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mr cuddles if I were any better edumacated I would swear you just insulted scouse birds
 
#19
the_butler said:
Mr cuddles if I were any better edumacated I would swear you just insulted scouse birds
Not all of them this time just the vile Miss Lane OBE. Little did she know we polished her OBE in veal dripping before the investiture...what larks!
 

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