Okay.. I mean how do I get in on these cons - er , I mean, artistic endeavours? And who the hell are the numptys who buy into this crap and toss the cash on the table so that they can lay claim to being 'patron and connisieur'? damn... Doris Salcedo a Colombian ' artist ' spent six months and $ 600,000 US to ' create' a crack in the floor of the Tate Modern in London.. The 'sculpture ' is called Shibboleth [ catchy that, guess the first thing you have to do is come up with some fancy label that gets the moneyed set nodding 'sagely' ]..it starts as a hairline fracture and runs for 167 metres widening to 30 centmetres. A f**kin hole in the floor of the Turbine Hall at the Tate for people to ooh at and trip over with their cheese crackers and glasses of overpriced plonk as they nod ' knowingly ' while reading the accompanying pamphlet that ' splains it all to the unwashed. Seems the crack in the floor is ' aimed at highlighting divisions in society ' or some such drivel.. maybe, if I come up with a ' deep ' name and a fancy' reason for it' I can flog my old dryer lint to the Victoria and Albert or the Louvre.. jeezus!!