Crabs

#1
Whatever happened to genital crabs :? - the feckers - nowadays you just don't hear of anyone having the itchy little barstewards crawling around teh nutsack :!:
 
#3
Busta-Gut said:
Whatever happened to genital crabs :? - the feckers - nowadays you just don't hear of anyone having the itchy little barstewards crawling around teh nutsack :!:
I think we just did here about someone. Eh?
 
#4
mac_uk said:
Busta-Gut said:
Whatever happened to genital crabs :? - the feckers - nowadays you just don't hear of anyone having the itchy little barstewards crawling around teh nutsack :!:
I think we just did here about someone. Eh?
Nah, got mine waaaay back when in Fally. Went on sick parade and the doc scribed some wicked evil chemical that almost burnt the hairs off my balls.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#5
Best cure is to spread treacle and honey all over infected place. Rots their teeth so they can't bite!
 
#6
According to Spike Milligan, the best cure is to pour whisky on the affected parts followed by a sprinkling of sand.

The crabs get pissed and then stone each other to death.

I believe he's already got his coat on.
 

B_AND_T

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#8
Shave half of your pubes off. Springle thatched area with lighter fuel and ignite. When they try to escape through mown area stab them with a needle.
 
#9
B_AND_T said:
Shave half of your pubes off. Springle thatched area with lighter fuel and ignite. When they try to escape through mown area stab them with a needle.
You don't stab them with a needle as you might miss - use a hammer and crush groups of them instead.
 
#12
jack-daniels said:
I knew a bloke in 9 Sqn who had em crawling round his 'tache! Gopping.
Hmm, did he get them from Jenny C. of 4 GSMR by any chance? Apparently she gave them to most of Aldershot garrison. Plenty of bottles of Malathion on display in the rooms in my unit at any rate.

I now see the Killers song "Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine" as a euphemism for someone with an STD.

Oh, come on, come on....
 

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