Pediculosis Pubis, or, The Pattering of Tiny Feet Upon The Private Parts Should you,(Not that anyone here would), or any of your aquaintances ever suffer from the above, here is a sure-fire remedy:- 1) Undress completely - yes, that's right, bare nekkid! 2) Obtain a large mirror, and lay it on the floor , facing upwards. 3) Stand on the mirror, - gently, you don't want to break it. 4) Now squat, bringing the parts into close proximity with the mirror. 5) The crabs with which you have been inflicted, will see their own reflections in the mirror. 6) Not being too clever , they will think they see a rival tribe. 7) Being agressive little boggers, they will rush down to attack the enemy. You then leg it, a bit quick, like, leaving the crabs to snuff it. This works - trust me on that!