Crab In Armed Robbery Facepalm Incident

#3
Capewell's mother Karen Capewell said her son had served in Iraq and Afghanistan with the RAF before returning to civilian life.

The 51-year-old, from Kidsgrove, said: "When he left the RAF after returning from Afghanistan he continued living the same lifestyle, and that's how he got into debt.

"He's not been in any trouble before."


"the same lifestyle" ?
 
#4
Same lifestyle must mean gettin paid peanuts working for an outfit everyone hates.

Fookin snowdrop cnut
 
#5
I am bemused as to why one gives up a cush gig staring at gates and updating your facebook status all day to go and work for Matalan.
 
#11
Former RAF policeman Capewell, aged 26, of Osprey View, Kidsgrove,was jailed for 30 months after admitting conspiracy to commit burglary at Chester Crown Court.

Ex Snowdrop? Takes a crook to catch a crook.
 
#13
As a Manager he would have had access to the cctv hardrives or tapes, should a took a minute to rip them out and dispose of them the fucking cretin.
 
#14
Sinner251:4419867 said:
As a Manager he would have had access to the cctv hardrives or tapes, should a took a minute to rip them out and dispose of them the fucking cretin.
Issuing of short gats and instruction of barrier control tecniques doen not a plod make.


No wonder he biffed it into the dock.
 
#15
He has somewhat let the side down, if you must commit crime at least think big and carry out a string of daring cash transit robberies, maybe infiltrate then rob a securicor depot stuffed with pallets of 500 Euro notes or similar.

Matalan for fucks sake...
 
#16
I'm pleasantly surprised.

Ex Serviceman gets nicked, puts his hands up, accepts his bird and DOESNT claim PTSD!!, unlike the showers of shite that start to wobble their bottom lip with a far away look in their eyes when old bill nab them after knacking their bird or chinning some cunt in town.
 
#18
He has somewhat let the side down, if you must commit crime at least think big and carry out a string of daring cash transit robberies, maybe infiltrate then rob a securicor depot stuffed with pallets of 500 Euro notes or similar.

Matalan for fucks sake...
Surely we would be more hoping for a string of daring jewellry thefts on the Riveria, whilst wearing linen suits and indulging in flirtatious and caddish behaviour?

Or am I thinking of David Niven gone bad?

Matalan?! Holy Mary, mother of God!
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top