Crab baiting, misses has decided he's useless and binned him.

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  1. Cow

    Cow LE

    Afternoon all, I work with an ex-crab who's misses has just binned him at very short notice (with a couple of paid holidays planned as well!). He's obviously crap in bed and couldn't satisfy her, I need some quality piss taking to give him in his hours of need..

    He's currently moved back in with his mum, she's ironing his socks and making him brews as we speak..
     
  2. You hoping to trap him on the re-bound?
     
  3. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Since he was RAF she probably got fed up asking if she was a beard. The shoe blue slacks wearing hermmer.
     
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  4. Cow

    Cow LE

    Even Boy George wouldn't go with a crab.. would he?
     
  5. Pics of his missus please
     
  6. Cow

    Cow LE

    Already requested! He's stalling..
     
  7. Typical
     
  8. You could point out that the good news is; he won't get hammered in a divorce case, a marriage is not valid if it was not consummated.
     
  9. Never a good thing when you're a crab.
     
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  10. I would sympathise with him.
    You know - tell him she was no good in bed either, and all your mates are willing to testify to that as well.
     
  11. Tell him he's better off because his Mum loves cock more.