This has just been sold for $52.6m (Â£26.5m): Â£26.5m! Just think what you could do with that money. How rich do you have to be to spend that much on this monstrosity? 'Do you fancy a new yacht, darling, or maybe another 5 tropical island mansions?' 'No, lets go and buy something that looks like it was produced by a five year old with a paint roller.' The spokesmen also went on to herald the stupidity of the buyer insisting that their common sense to money ratio was 'a little out of proportion.' I'd have taken her outside and shot her, even if the painting is 30ft square and painted on gold-inlaid mink using panda semen, $10,000 is a bit steep for what is essentially a poorly-done abstract painting of a liquorice allsort. If I'd produced this in an art lesson at school, the teacher would have thrashed me to within an inch of my life. It has given me an idea, though, if ARRSE can come up with an idea for an abstract art masterpiece we could earn millions, any takers?