Coward Police Chief FFS.

#1
Police chief moves home because he is 'nervous of confronting youths sitting on his garden wall'

Teenagers have forced a police chief out of his home because the officer was too "nervous" to challenge the youths about sitting on his wall.

Superintendent Wayne Mawson, who has a top job in London, is aged in his 40s and earns around £70,000, was worried about speaking to the teenagers.

Instead Supt Mawson decided the best idea was to move out of his house in Hackney, East London.

He admitted that the youths had made him nervous about returning home from his job as head of operations in Haringey - and confessed he had given in to them.

What a w*nker, how can he possibly be a leader of men.
 
#4
With that sort of leadership I am beginning to understand why the police always seem to take the easy way out at incidents, those they bother to attend of course. It's embarassing to say that I was a Met officer.
 
#5
have you the link to this story please?
 

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#7
Any links?

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I'll be ready to announce how many places are available shortly

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#8
REgards said:
You're in London poppy, stick a flaming dog turd through this bloke's letterbox would you?
I'm not going to Hackney without a bodyguard :D maybe I could borrow Jacqui Smith's for the day?
 
#10
Poppy said:
REgards said:
You're in London poppy, stick a flaming dog turd through this bloke's letterbox would you?
I'm not going to Hackney without a bodyguard :D maybe I could borrow Jacqui Smith's for the day?
You're okay mate, says he's moving out of Hackney, probably to some nice leafy suberb. So how about it? I have a dog if you're short of 'ammo'. :twisted:
 
#11
I suppose if he's gone out and given them a clip rounfd the earhole yuo'd have been able to start a thread about Police Brutality. . It's not cowardly to be nervous, it's bliddy stupid not to be, perhaps the bloke was worried fopr his family and unfortunately ,knowing the way these yobs react to being told to move on, decided that the best thing was to move. Not really a story in my opinion.
 
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craftsmanx said:
I suppose if he's gone out and given them a clip rounfd the earhole yuo'd have been able to start a thread about Police Brutality. . It's not cowardly to be nervous, it's bliddy stupid not to be, perhaps the bloke was worried fopr his family and unfortunately ,knowing the way these yobs react to being told to move on, decided that the best thing was to move. Not really a story in my opinion.
My bold, thread title would probably be 'About bloody time'. Joking aside I can see your point of view on this, his reward for telling them to do one would probably be multiple stab wounds. It doesn't set a good example to the general public when a supposed 'upholder of the law' caves in like this. I'm sure plod would have responded in double quick time if he had called them, protect your own and all that. This just smacks of defeatism to me.
 
#13
Youths sitting on your wall?

Option 1 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "GET OF MY WALL OR START PAYING RENT!"

Option 2 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "Can you please get off the wall!"

Option 3 - Call the local nick and arrange a van load of coppers to snatch them and hold them under the anti terrorism laws.

Option 4 - set up a secret camera and confront them, if they turn nasty, CS them, whip out your asp and go ape sh1t on them. Then put the footage on Youtube.
 
#15
Having time to refelect on the matter, your man must be Billy No Mates if he can't get a car round to clear them off, let alone a ARV!

Me thinks he must be getting 'expenses' to move before going long term sick with the stress of it whilst perfecting his drag queen act with a rubber python!
 
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LordVonHarley said:
Youths sitting on your wall?

Option 1 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "GET OF MY WALL OR START PAYING RENT!"

Option 2 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "Can you please get off the wall!"

Option 3 - Call the local nick and arrange a van load of coppers to snatch them and hold them under the anti terrorism laws.

Option 4 - set up a secret camera and confront them, if they turn nasty, CS them, whip out your asp and go ape sh1t on them. Then put the footage on Youtube.
Works every time
 
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LordVonHarley said:
Youths sitting on your wall?

Option 1 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "GET OF MY WALL OR START PAYING RENT!"

Option 2 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "Can you please get off the wall!"

Option 3 - Call the local nick and arrange a van load of coppers to snatch them and hold them under the anti terrorism laws.

Option 4 - set up a secret camera and confront them, if they turn nasty, CS them, whip out your asp and go ape sh1t on them. Then put the footage on Youtube.
Option 5 - Start playing Cliff Richard records at high volume - should work better than those mosquito thingamajigs.

Option 6 - Go sit next to them an have a chat with them - worked fine here, they no longer loiter round the estate. (Heard one of them saying; "Lets go - I don't fancy talking to that boring kunt again!")
 
#18
Airfix said:
Having time to refelect on the matter, your man must be Billy No Mates if he can't get a car round to clear them off, let alone a ARV!

Me thinks he must be getting 'expenses' to move before going long term sick with the stress of it whilst perfecting his drag queen act with a rubber python!
I was having very much the same ideas, twot just wanted an excuse for a free move to a better area/house. :x He could have had cars buzzing that wall 24 hours a day if he had wanted.
 
#19
The reality is he is part of the system that has administrated out of existence any pragmatic common sense SOPs

Legally he probably can't actually do anything as a Senior in the organisation he probably realises this

If he stepped up fearlessly and fecked the kids off at the high port with threat, bluster and physical intimidation he'd be pinged as a bullying copper and given neeat shoite

If he arranged for colleagues to appear and shoo the offenders off he'd be guilty of miss appropriating police assets and fried

The guy can't win, easier to move house than confront anti social behaviour as demonstrated by a Senior copper

I'VE GOTTA LEAVE THIS COUNTRY I REALLY DO
 
#20
CC_TA said:
LordVonHarley said:
Youths sitting on your wall?

Option 1 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "GET OF MY WALL OR START PAYING RENT!"

Option 2 - Stick you head out of the window and yell "Can you please get off the wall!"

Option 3 - Call the local nick and arrange a van load of coppers to snatch them and hold them under the anti terrorism laws.

Option 4 - set up a secret camera and confront them, if they turn nasty, CS them, whip out your asp and go ape sh1t on them. Then put the footage on Youtube.
Option 5 - Start playing Cliff Richard records at high volume - should work better than those mosquito thingamajigs.

Option 6 - Go sit next to them an have a chat with them - worked fine here, they no longer loiter round the estate. (Heard one of them saying; "Lets go - I don't fancy talking to that boring kunt again!")
Option 7 - Don a black ski mask and a LARGE knife and rape one of them. No way will they stick around the wall unless they are in the mood for some **** violation.
 
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