Coward or comedian

On the 17th of March someone / parties took it upon themselves to launch a cyber vendetta against me........ its quite possibly the lamest I have ever seen and up until now hasn't even been worth drawing attention to.

The day the Kangaroo court started in the NAAFI someone started to loggin as Mighty Doh nut and Lord Flashert all over various Military forums over the internet.

More disturbingly here as the entire website got a bit of a slagging

There are a few others but the gist is the same, all very amatuerish and execptionally dull.

Even more dull is there attempt at the face party membership in my name and the 'I'm a tosser webpage, put together by a chimp with no feet'

Quick point though.... I'm only 32 and if I'd been a mortgage broker for 9 years and only earnt that I'd be topping myself or dressing up like a lady. A more through search would have given you that, instead of just typing my email address into Google and finding a profile elsewhere..... You in the SIB?

All this tirade of dullness is apparently because I am offensive to women and a group of people have set out to put me in my place. Instead of having a set of balls and doing it here, they posted utter dribble with false loggins as myself, Flash and the rest of this site elsewhere on internet....... Brave fellas.

Apparently I am a danger to women also.........

I am the first to admit to being a gobsite and loving a windup... If you wanna stitch me up there are far better ways to do it......... Maybe the brave man will out himself here and lay tribute to his work and put me firmly in my place as is deserved. I personally don't think it will happen as Mr Gutless hasn't got the backbone to do it........ instead we will probably see lots of MDN posts all over the net.

All I ask is the following:

1)Any ladies I have offended (that don't deserve it) either PM me or post here

2) Anyone who is a cyber geek PM me and I can give you some info given to me by the anonymiser outfit and a couple of IPs from joined email addresses. I feel that the gutless ponce will need to be outed rather than have the guts to admit to being an embarassing mess.

3) Please don't go posting on the other forums, especially the 2 para one, contain the shite here, they don't need it, thier site isn't like this.

I'm not pointing the finger yet......... that will come in time.

Look at some of the posts on Arse from 22nd March, and compare some of the timings with posts on here.....

I find it really sad that someone wants to pretend to be someone else because they are unhappy with thier lot......... Maybe the responses I imagine they will get will feel more at ease with what they really are.

I am chuffed to fcuk that I managed to get under someones skin that badly there teddies went out the pram in such a gay fashion :D
Whoever is doing it, have the gonads to own up. Frankly i cant see the point of starting an online vendetta if your not going to fight your corner.

As MDN states in his closing paragraph, he's chuffed to fcuk that he got under your skin, your teddy went, he's already won.

And it's not even the 1st of April until tomorrow....... Good luck

You often ask,
to "do" me "up the shitter"!
But despite those requests,
Really, I'm not bitter.

Offensive? Never!
You really are quite clever.
Though the content of your prose,
Is poo-ey tales & woes.

If you make ARRSE Maidens cry,
I have to ask "Well, why?"
As we laydees with class,
Sweetly say "Kiss my ARRSE!"


Edited coz I originally wrote it at gone 04:00 & now I'm awake it scans better this way!


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I'm all for ripping the p!ss out of each other on the net, even more so if it's the Do_Nut, but it really shows an utter lack of b0ll0cks to post kak then hide.

If you want to take the mick out of anyone on site you have a perfectly good anonymous screen handle you can use, what's the point of putting this sort of stuff on other sites then scuttling off ?

I'm sure some of the shrinks could work out that this anonymous poster has had a shitty childhood or some form of PTSD, but I reckon the person who's done this may have a physical problem rather than a mental one.
My diagnosis is that he or she has a back problem.

No fcuking bone in it.
That stands out from a million miles away as being the work of the poster formally known as BB

Same terminilogy, phrases, sentence structures, accusations of masoganism, bleating about upsetting "wimmin" etc, same hatred of you and Flash, the details published being the (wrong) ones that you gave her.

Ties in nicely with your recent conversation via MSN with her as well where she did warn you that you'd get your come uppance.

In order to assist you with this problem, I have sent her some recent photographs of you taken in Amsterdam. Once she sees what a fat useless knacker you have turned into, she'll immediatley sympathise with you and desist :D
I don't think it is BB......... I sent her an email and got venom in return.

Seems to dull and trivial and lacking in hatred to be her.....
MDN I find you more offensive than a bottle of blue nun washed down with a litre of toilet duck 8)
On second thoughts, possibly the toilet duck is more offensive, being a green bottle and of suspect origin..... :wink:
If offensive to the eye, switch off thine link and do not read where it says, if offensive do not read.
BTW I still think Bernie is more offensive with his face down on the keyboard vision of LNV snuffing it. But, still makes me laugh even now :wink: :wink: Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more :lol: :lol:
Your a sick, sick, puppy MDN arent you????

Added : Aunty, Just mentioned your first thoughts a few mins ago, suppose the fat troll made it back to the UK as a lump of beef dripping disguised as a scrag end?
As stitch-ups go, it's pretty funny.

In My Own Words...

Confident, sensuous, tactile man who knows what he wants. Ex or serving soldier preferred

But I agree with Cuts, if you're going to smack someone, do it to their face.
You must have really pissed off someone!

The faceparty profile is a bit lame, but still comical.

If you need a hand catching them, try BFG900 or send me some of the details.

I can set some of my computer geek slaves onto the trail! :D
If its deemed amusing then fair shout, give them credit, but if thats the best a fella can do with the entire internet to play with I just thought it lame...

I mean anyone can throw a face party thing together in two mins flat
If anyone is wondering were pur resident fruit loop and head the ball is:

I sent this when I heard she had completed her Nepal (yeti scaring trip)

MDN wrote
Plenty of bad blood and snot between us however, I have heard about
your efforts for SSAFA in the Himalayas.

Whilst we will never be friends and won't be on each others Chrimbo card list I won't direct vitriol in the future, provided its not provoked.

Credit where its due, and hats off to you on that one, well done
Nutty bar BB sent
You mean two years of abuse, threats, encouragements to others to harm me, posting of my address and phone numbers and your lies and complete and utter hatred and humiliation of me?Nooo really

You heard about my efforts from me. And with the bad publicity of the abuse you and Tony led I had to close my fundraising page thereby stopping donations to SSAFA. You did that. You harmed SSAFA. I had to borrow from the bank to pay a few hundreds shortfall created by having to remove the web page.Well done arrse. My kids go short because of your actions again.

Well of course you won't. As I have finally left ARRSE completely and you won't be thanked for messing up the new look upgrade site with more BB hate threads.

I don't need or want your praise.
The charity I founded and led 14 years ago is a bigger achievement.
The charity project I ran at the end of last year was equally valid.
The whole adult life i have spent tirelessly working to help others doesn't await your approval.
The fundraising i have just launched for SAMA is business as usual and just as valid.

What would have been worth something is if I hadn't lost my business, hadn't had to give up my work at the gym because the work address got posted on arrse(There was often only me and another girl there). If I hadn't had to turn down evening work and stay at home for fear that my children would have callers from arrse when i was out.
It would have been good not to get abusive anonymous phone calls at Christmas from your pals.
It would be good not to be stalked around the internet. It would be good not to have, on more than one occasion had arrse men lurking around outside my home. It would be good to have had an income since Christmas instead of living way below the breadline due to the activities of you and your pals.
It would be good to not have had to to draw the blinds at the front of the house for the past two years.
I neither seek nor want your credit. You are a truly evil man and one of the handful of people in this world that I truly despise. You and your campaign of hate have harmed me immensly. And you will answer to God for that one day.
You were too cowardly to meet me face to face. You are a total coward. You know that you and all your best efforts didn't win on arrse. You and your cronies lost, despite your best efforts you did not destroy me. I have my dignity and strengh and morale courage intact. You have destroyed my self esteem and my sense of safety in this house and I intend moving out of the area because of it.
I am trusting that by completely walking away from arrse, because it's life's way, you will one day day reap what you have sown.
May God forgive you for what you have put me through, for I never will
A few of us had a bit of a wheeze at this.

Then ten minutes after I put this post up I got this in my inbox, from she that promised was staying away
Venom? My reply was venom? That's a little dishonest isn't it?
My reply simply described once again the venom YOU have inflicted upon my life for the past two years. You failed to mention any of that to your adoring fans.
You are right. It's not me. If it was me I would be at your front door and dealing with you face to face. You know that. You are afraid of that. I do resist coming to see you as I am not capable of a physical fight and you are actually not even worth it.
I was asked to leave arrse in Pm by more than one man and not post again as 'the cavalry' have apparently arrived. I believe you have managed to upset some very important people. Oh dear.
Same as you I don't actually know who they are but they have kindly sent me lots of links to let me enjoy what they are doing and see what they have put on the web about you. Seems from your posts your haven't found a fraction of it yet. It gets much much worse.
I admit I feel relieved that others can see what an evil bastard you are.
I don't know what the whole agenda is but what's good about watching action being taken is that I am realising what a very very sad man you are. You really are pathetic. Takes a lot of the hurt and anger away realising that you are actually very pathetic and a total loser.
I've also noticed that an awful lot of 'bad luck' seems to be occuring to my main detracters...alleged rapes..attacks...pregnancies...thefts...stalkers...illnesses.
You people even still celebrate the death of LNV.
It is not BB who will destroy you, or me, You are doing a great job of that yourself.
What you reap you sow. I did warn you.

Haven't quite stopped giggling yet at the daft old munter..... i did actually mean what I said in my email.

Isn't it odd that the woman who says she won't be returning to arse managed to email this within 10 minutes of this thread being posted.

As for these lofty men I have upset, laugh I nearly shat....... lofty men in high places would just think...'words on screens' turn it off

BB craves the attention and will be over the moon I have posted this episode of lunacy, no dount there will be stories of arse men lurking outside her house tonight....... I have got a great big bulb in my outside light as I think they will come to my house after visiting the fruit loop


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You want to be careful MDN, haven't you read 'The Feather Men' by Ran Feinnes...shadowy figures, acts of revenge, etc.
I have read it yes mate..............

I'm awaiting bundled into a volvo estate when i put my rubbish out.

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