Sir Arthur
LE
How does one get a gig as a "Community Leader"?
Sounds like a piece of piss, no fecking around with elections, get your own brew bitch, go on telly and tell them you're a "community leader".
"Hi I'm Northern Biff and I'm the Community Leader for all the model makers in the UK"
There, now all you minions in my community must pay your subs...£1 a week sounds about right for starters.
If your dad was a bus driver then that really helps with your application.