So, I'm sitting at Rome airport waiting on a 2 hour delay for my flight, drinking prosecco and contemplating cancelling the hire car and booking a cab at the other end so I can have another. And I'm bored. Anyway, I ave company issue blackberry. Not brilliant, but free, so I don't want to buy anything else. In the last 24 hours I've missed 2 cracking photo opportunities - the spectacular, jiggly chebs of a Dutch student on a train as I looked down on her in her wheelchair; and this morning a 5 foot he/she (I'm not sure if it was a woman or a woman who used to be a man) in Rome airport, with arms like a man's thighs and thighs like a man's trunk, wearing hotpants and a tight top. Not my thing particularly but I thought it might raise a laugh. But, I can't take phots with this phone because the makers have decided that it should click and whirr like a box brownie with a stutter. The cloggie's mates would have clogged me instantly if I'd been so obvious. Anyone know how to make it a silent camera?