Covert Operations

Discussion in 'AGC, RAPTC and SASC' started by Ozne, Sep 23, 2010.

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  1. Any one can tell me in detail what Covert Operations are like and what the RMP get up to and what they involve, any experiences?

    Apart from the knowing Undercover operations.

  2. .....they wouldn't be 'Covert' then, would they. That would make them 'Overt'

    I would imagine most RMP Covert Ops are the same as the normal plod, Serious and Organised Criminals etc
  3. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    here you are, read the following, all typed in keyboard invisible ink..

    plenty of info there for you to digest, if you can't read it then you are not a chosen one...
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Cadman, has done the Ninja awareness course Ozne so Pm him and he will brief you.
  5. Top secret post full of highly sensitive information...
  6. Roger that Bravo_Zulu,will meet you at th RV.

  7. Bend your legs lets go deep into forbidden territory
  8. Normally the RMP are envolved in covert backstabbing to ensure their next promotion
  9. I sense a great disturbance in the Waaaahh!
  10. You arrseholes all have 20 seconds to get out of the AGC thread or you will get Combat HR Spec'd by me.

    Run you *******, run.
  11. Heh, Sluggo I nipped into AGC and pinched a pair of your used knickers, the ones with the frayed elastic. Hope you don't mind XX M
  12. I'll help the lad out, then: Covert operations is doing your normal job, somewhere where someone wants you dead, so you do your normal job but in disguise.

    Extra long sideburns and big unruly moustaches are de rigeur for all covert ops specialists; additionally either Barbour jacket and red corduroy trousers, or green bomber jacket/ jeans, desert boots and maroon sweatshirt will stand you in good stead.

    If you're required to be mobile the army will provide you with a civilian vehicle, usually of a type and model of which it is the sole example in the province.

    SOPs state that your comms will not work in any urban or rural areas.

    Finally, if you really are SF the army will claim you were just a bedding storeman going to the laundry when you were killed. The other side will claim you as SF even if you were the bedding storeman.

    Hope that helps....
  13. Don't forget the covert unit designation that 'masks' their true role. Anyone else remember the
    Northern Ireland Nocturnal Joint Assessment Section?
  14. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The MoD bought us 14 brand new vehicles, which was really nice of them.. Downside was there where only 15 vehicles in that location. I nearly felt some sympathy for the civvy with the only other one, he may as well have had a target painted on it..
  15. Very funny guys :p

    Any proper answers or is it to top secret? ;)