Cover story needed

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the_mentalist

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#1
You know what its like, your in a bar, you see a fit chick, you don't want her to know your a squaddie, so you spin her a yarn!

So what is the best cover story you have ever used?

The old classic line is the dolphin trainer sketch but come on guys you can do better than that :roll:
 
#2
Selling Burgers in my van on the A1 near Worksop, well it worked with some posh birds at Wimbledon one year.

Even told them I was thinking about getting another, and pitching it on the A66 in Middlesboro buisness was so good!!!
 
#7
International businessman, Sports coach.
Easy to do.
If all else fails tell her your off to Iraq as a human bomb defuser so a F*** would be greatlty appreciated.
 
#9
Biscuit Designer. Always worked, tell em you invented products like the Boost Bar, or the Chunky Kit Kat. Mate, all women like chocolate.

You'll be wearing her like a Mark VI Respirator in no time. 8)
 
#10
I_AM_CANADIAN said:
Selling Burgers in my van on the A1 near Worksop, well it worked with some posh birds at Wimbledon one year.

Even told them I was thinking about getting another, and pitching it on the A66 in Middlesboro buisness was so good!!!
The posh bird had probably been dogging in clumber thats why it worked.
 
#14
Blazing_spanners said:
predatorplus said:
you park neclear subs?
This is defo going to get you laid as you've just invented a whole new fuel for our sub fleet!
yeah my thoughts exactly. It's as well you didn't chat the bird up online.
 
#15
Underwater digger driver, along with my mate the underwater welder, normally worked well, Seal Clubber normally got a slap though!
 
T

the_mentalist

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#18
Recently on a social visit to Cardiff, a group of us used the line that we were part of the gay ramblers society!

It worked a treat cos birds feel safe with puffs! Needless to say, none of us actually played hide the sausage that night. :?
 
#19
When giving a chick my phone number one time in Wales she said "thats a weird number?",
"Its a German number" i replied
"Oh are you a squaddie then?" she asked
"Na, we travel the world buying animals for zoos in Germany!!!" my mate replies

PRICELESS
 
#20
I_AM_CANADIAN said:
Selling Burgers in my van on the A1 near Worksop, well it worked with some posh birds at Wimbledon one year.

Even told them I was thinking about getting another, and pitching it on the A66 in Middlesboro buisness was so good!!!
Is that you in that portakabin on the left hand side near the A1/A57 roundabout? bugger me i pass you every day!! :D :wink:
 

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