Coventry WALT?

#1
I had a very interesting coversation with a gentleman in Coventry today sporting a white beard, glasses and some racing gloves claming to be a Maj. in the army, when asked what regiment he was in he spouted off some crap saying he didnt usually say and revealed an SAS ring he was wearing from under his glove saying he was from "the regiment" and I should look it up on the internet if I wanted to find out more. Has anyone else come accross this chap?
 
#3
Why would anybody walt as Coventry? That thick-as-fuck accent wouldn't make anybody want to be from there.
 
#6
I had a very interesting coversation with a gentleman in Coventry today sporting a white beard, glasses and some racing gloves claming to be a Maj. in the army, when asked what regiment he was in he spouted off some crap saying he didnt usually say and revealed an SAS ring he was wearing from under his glove saying he was from "the regiment" and I should look it up on the internet if I wanted to find out more. Has anyone else come accross this chap?
Do you really need to ask?
 
#7
I had a very interesting coversation with a gentleman in Coventry today sporting a white beard, glasses and some racing gloves claming to be a Maj. in the army, when asked what regiment he was in he spouted off some crap saying he didnt usually say and revealed an SAS ring he was wearing from under his glove saying he was from "the regiment" and I should look it up on the internet if I wanted to find out more. Has anyone else come accross this chap?
No, I usually just come across females, but each to their own. :nod:
 
#10
Everyone at the Legion was sick of him walting it up, so they sent him to Coventry. Obvious isn't it?
 
#11
And at what point did he show you his ring? Before or after he asked you to suck him off for £10?
 
#13
Did he look this this well known Walt?



He has a history of outlandish claims: time travel; omnipotence; flying reindeer....and he lives in a boatshed at the North Pole.
 
#14
You're all wrong. It was actually me, the old folks club had been taken on a mystery tour, and we fetched up in Coventry.

I always walt as "Regiment" during November, next month its Army Catering Corps.
 
#15
Did he look this this well known Walt?



He has a history of outlandish claims: time travel; omnipotence; flying reindeer....and he lives in a boatshed at the North Pole.

I'm sure no-one, even someone as obviously deluded as this bloke would walt about erectile dysfunction.

It must be really frustrating for him and Mrs. Claus, especially since even at the best of times he only comes once a year....
 
#16
I'm going out on a limb here....but it just may be he was telling the truth.
I was in the RCT but when questioned I change the subject to avoid awkward questions.
 
#17
I generally avoid being 'walted at' by having little external indication that I serve(d), apart from an upright bearing, firm handshake and piercing stare - you'd never know.

I get the impression that posters who 'meet' these colourful walts must themselves radiate some form of walt-magnetry other than a H4H wristband and so deserve what they get.
 

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