Courses we could put fellow ARRSERs on

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by 4-8-Alfa, Oct 5, 2007.

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  1. Self Improvement

    SI 100 Creative suffering
    SI 101 Overcoming peace of mind
    SI 102 Ego gratification through violence
    SI 103 Dealing with post - realisation depression
    SI 104 Overcoming self doubt through pretence and ostentation
    SI 105 Whine your way to alienation
    SI 106 Feigning knowledge - a career enhancement strategy
    SI 107 Guilt without sex
    SI 108 Children - an unavoidable distraction in educational making
    SI 109 Keeping facts out of management structures
    SI 110 Carrying a piece of paper whilst walking briskly

    Business and Career

    BC 100 Third world status - a meaningful career goal
    BC 101 Packaging and selling your child
    BC 102 The underachievers guide to very small business opportunities
    BC 103 How to profit from your body
    BC 104 Tattooing colleagues as an income supplement
    BC 105 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card

    Home Economics

    HE 100 Virus cultivation in the household
    HE 101 Manual bowel evacuation in the modern marriage
    HE 102 Basic kitchen taxidermy
    HE 103 1001 alternative uses for a vacuum cleaner
    HE 104 Simple mutilation techniques using a blender
    HE 105 Underwater home birth methods - the roll of a washing machine


    C 100 Bonsai for your pet
    C 101 Self actualisation through macramé
    C 102 Origami for self defence
    C 103 Needlecraft for substance abusers

    Fitness and Health

    FH 100 The joys of hypochondria
    FH 101 High fibre sex biofeedback (and how to stop it)
    FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
    FH 103 Morris dancing - the way to social ridicule
    FH 104 Eating with plastic spoons
    FH 105 Flatulence, control through yoga

    MDN – BC101? :)
  2. Where do I sign up for these courses??
  3. SI 111 Bullsh1t yourself some new friends.
    SI 112 Dealing with being caught bullsh1tting.
  4. SI 113 Suicide, getting it right first time