Courses we could put fellow ARRSERs on

Self Improvement

SI 100 Creative suffering
SI 101 Overcoming peace of mind
SI 102 Ego gratification through violence
SI 103 Dealing with post - realisation depression
SI 104 Overcoming self doubt through pretence and ostentation
SI 105 Whine your way to alienation
SI 106 Feigning knowledge - a career enhancement strategy
SI 107 Guilt without sex
SI 108 Children - an unavoidable distraction in educational making
SI 109 Keeping facts out of management structures
SI 110 Carrying a piece of paper whilst walking briskly

Business and Career

BC 100 Third world status - a meaningful career goal
BC 101 Packaging and selling your child
BC 102 The underachievers guide to very small business opportunities
BC 103 How to profit from your body
BC 104 Tattooing colleagues as an income supplement
BC 105 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card

Home Economics

HE 100 Virus cultivation in the household
HE 101 Manual bowel evacuation in the modern marriage
HE 102 Basic kitchen taxidermy
HE 103 1001 alternative uses for a vacuum cleaner
HE 104 Simple mutilation techniques using a blender
HE 105 Underwater home birth methods - the roll of a washing machine


C 100 Bonsai for your pet
C 101 Self actualisation through macramé
C 102 Origami for self defence
C 103 Needlecraft for substance abusers

Fitness and Health

FH 100 The joys of hypochondria
FH 101 High fibre sex biofeedback (and how to stop it)
FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
FH 103 Morris dancing - the way to social ridicule
FH 104 Eating with plastic spoons
FH 105 Flatulence, control through yoga

MDN – BC101? :)

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