Couples who should never have sex

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jan 10, 2011.

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  1. I go for Gyles Brandreth and Sandi Toksvig.....
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Me and the wife apparently.
  3. The Snail and Porridge Gun.
  4. The Blairs....oh
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Me and the little boy I keep in my shed.
  6. Giant Haystacks & Kylie Minogue, or worse still, Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks
  7. Elton John and his bum-boy lover David Furniture
  8. Strange same here as well.
  9. Me and you and a dog named Boo!
  10. Kerry Katona and whoever she's 'dating' for PR purposes at any time. the woman should never be able to procreate more chavino bambinos!

    Yes you men are all blinded by the fact she's lost shitloads of weight recently and looks fuckable again right now - but shes like a siren, go for it and you'll end up with herpes or your cock falling off and she'll spawn more brats!
  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Sally Gunnell and David Walliams. Or maybe they should - just to see what it turns out like.
  12. Mr. and Mrs. Blair. circa 1952
  13. Me and Maddie
  14. Ant and Dec
  15. Sangreal, I fear they possibly have.....regularly.