Couple had sex in police car park!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by exmoor, Oct 12, 2009.

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  1. Some people will do it any place!
  2. Whooppee doo.
  3. Trump that!
  4. I once knew a bloke who did a bird in her cunt.
  5. Fcuking depraved pervert!
  6. I know!

    Who'd wanna shag a chick when we've got blokes bums!
  7. "He had planned to go to the library to access some on-line material, but could not get it until 3 pm"

    Presumably he decided he could go one better than w'nking in the library!
  8. Are you really Frank Lampard?

    Can I have your autograph?
  9. Oh come on who here hasn't had a Danger Wnak in a library?
  10. Once did it on the bonnet of a police car, still makes me smile when i see the dent in said car at Devizes HQ. Not quite as much fun as doing it on the finger print scanner in Westlea Custody suite though! The joys of shagging a police officer!!!
  11. Does his wife know?
  12. Was he a good shag then mate? :)
  13. Grr beat me to it FJ!
  14. No his wife did not know, nor did my husband, at the time! Now we are properly together it is not quite so much fun. Must be something about illicit sex in unusual places!
  15. Was the best shag I have ever had/ am still having. Cock like a babies arm!