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#12
Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

Shortarms, this includes you.

Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

That is all, carry on.
 
#13
Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

Shortarms, this includes you.

Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

That is all, carry on.
Don't go there on your own,you might get mugged.
 
#15
Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

Shortarms, this includes you.

Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

That is all, carry on.
Did you pay extra for delivery?
 
#17
Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

Shortarms, this includes you.

Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

That is all, carry on.
Why on earth was your dogs end in the ashtray?

Strange going on at casa de escargot?
 
#18
Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

Shortarms, this includes you.

Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

That is all, carry on.
Your pee shines? I'd see a doctor about that...
 

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