Country for sale

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tiny_lewis, Jan 15, 2012.

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  1. Batsards, that was fekcin quick of them :(
  2. It's been removed
  3. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Probably due to utter tediousness.
  4. Not really that quick. It was taken off at 2100 after being put up for sale in 1707.
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  5. I thought it was really rather funny. Much like the Aircraft Carrier ebay auction. opinions and arseholes eh
  6. I bought it.

    You're all my bitches now.
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  7. You know you won Peter Dow as well....
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  8. It didn't make it's reserve price of 3 cans of tennents super and a fish supper.
  9. and a deep-fried mars bar
  10. A bottle of Buckfast & they're anybody's.
  11. Since buying Scotland, for the pricely sum of 20 shiny pee and the dog-ends from my ashtray, I have decided that anyone Scottish/Jockanese/Ginger must dance any time I say "Bellows".

    Shortarms, this includes you.

    Yours aye, Lady Dale of Snailsville, owner of funny cold smelly country with funny talking people with ginger hair.

    That is all, carry on.
  12. Don't go there on your own,you might get mugged.
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    In that case you are due me my pension - pay up!!!
  14. Did you pay extra for delivery?