Country fixing

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chuzu, Jun 1, 2008.

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  1. Ive been thinking (i know nothing good to come here)

    If instead of giving the Mp's money for a second home the government buys a block off flats and each Mp gets a 1 bed flat then it would cut all this buying second home thing plus meetings would be easy just go round to one flat and order a take away save the country thousands.

    On fuel what about means tested rationing you get enough fuel tax reduced (you just pay the VAT) to go to work in a vehicle sized for the purpose. If you choose to have a larger vehicle it just means you will probably run out off tax free fuel mid month where gordon gets to sting you.

    This road tax thing should be again be means tested if you can afford a new 70'000 g range rover then you should be taxed 10% off the value there and then. But if your running a cr@ppy old 110 because you cant afford anything better even though it doesn't go off road then the government shouldn't tax you. They should help you buy a servicable replacement nothing flash say a 10yr old escort.

    Your all prob wonder why this is the naafi well plan 3 will sort that out.

    Illegal immigrants get those people to stop protesting over the fox hunting ban to go hunt the immigrants.

    Also all immigrants cant claim benefits until they have had 2 yrs full employment and this means no NHS other than for emergencies.

    And my last propsal all alcohol tax to be aboilished and anyone caught in a drink related incident (fighting graffiti vandalism) basically anything that costs the country money gets fined 1000 pounds plus the actual costs off the police and whoever attends.

    I believe this would be sensible policies for a better britain.
     
  2. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Anyne arrested for alcohol induced aggro gets sent to Catterick, all those that get away get sent an invite to Hereford or SFSG!
     
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    "And my last propsal all alcohol tax to be aboilished and anyone caught in a drink related incident (fighting graffiti vandalism) basically anything that costs the country money gets fined 1000 pounds plus the actual costs off the police and whoever attends."

    I'm not made of money.
     
  4. You were making perfect sense until you too radical with your last point!