Country Boys

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon.

    After a while the first redneck says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

    The second redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

    Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."