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Council Porn

#3
O2Thief said:
And there's me hoping to see a pic. of Paul Weller boning Debbie Harry.
More like George Micheal and Gary I have a belly full of vitamin S almond, with Gary Glitter doing a threesome (its More PC then hetro porn)
 
#7
Who on earth did they get to write their job description?

If you're used to giving 100% then you're the individual we're looking for. We know what it's like to work hard, hence our three stars in Adult Services, and you'll know what it takes to get us to the next level. In fact, you'll be one of the few who'll be capable of taking on the demands this role encapsulates. You'll be a passionate individual who is driven by the wellbeing of others and the desire to succeed. And to help you achieve all this, you can expect 110% total support from us.

Find out more and apply at http://www.bethisgood.co.uk
Have a word, 100% 110%. It´s a fcuking council job, they´ll be disintereted and bored by Tuesday.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#8
cheggarsRE said:
the worrying thing is they are 'positive about disabled people.'







so midget council porn
Sorry, midgets are not disabled (actually, that should, in pc speak, read differently-abled) but are vertically challenged persons. So the porn is more likely to involve wheelchairs, crutches -but not the sort we might like - and commodes.
And thick wooly stockings.
 
#9
old_fat_and_hairy said:
cheggarsRE said:
the worrying thing is they are 'positive about disabled people.'







so midget council porn
Sorry, midgets are not disabled (actually, that should, in pc speak, read differently-abled) but are vertically challenged persons. So the porn is more likely to involve wheelchairs, crutches -but not the sort we might like - and commodes.
And thick wooly stockings.
count me in then!!

take it there is not an allowance for lube as the extra dribble will help the dry spots pass!!!
 
#10
Mr_Deputy said:
Councils spend a whole fckin load of money on wages don't they?
I was having a drink with a lass I know who works for Lambeth Council and got the low-down on what those leftie pinkos are up to behind closed doors and how much trhey pay each other - with our money - for doing very very little at times.
and :?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#11
A very old acquaintance of mine has recently become leader of our local county council. A wealthy farmer, who has land on which, should he be able to get planning permission, would earn mucho dinero.
Of course, he is far too upright a person to take advantage of his position!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#14
How about a wheelchair, with the seat cut to provide a large hole, and the occupier to be naked, thus meaning that one can lay on the ground and chair will move over face/body, saving one the effort involved in moving own body.
 
#15
old_fat_and_hairy said:
cheggarsRE said:
the worrying thing is they are 'positive about disabled people.'







so midget council porn
Sorry, midgets are not disabled (actually, that should, in pc speak, read differently-abled) but are vertically challenged persons. So the porn is more likely to involve wheelchairs, crutches -but not the sort we might like - and commodes.
And thick wooly stockings.

My Bold- in PC speak they would be a 'Person of Restricted Groth'...how this is any better i do not know as all my short arrse mates are now nicknamed Porg!!
 
#16
I am new here and not so savvy with this forum or the technology. I have posted this to see,

A) If I am doing things properly, and

B) To find out what the main story about Council POrn is about

Any kind souls out there to enlighten me?
 
#18
Major_Catastrophe said:
I am new here and not so savvy with this forum or the technology. I have posted this to see,

A) If I am doing things properly, and

B) To find out what the main story about Council POrn is about

Any kind souls out there to enlighten me?


Nicely laid out question there....One might say you're rather accustomed to asking them?!
 
#19
I am not averse to asking questions. However, I was not sure how this worked - you have enlightened me and I am grateful for that.

Particularly liked the reference to me as Bergerac, very good and made me lol.

Think I am going to like this place!
 
#20
In parsing the employment advert, I get the impression that the person hired will have to do ' all the work '.. i.e. " star" in the porno productions.. that means giving 110% may be being able to cum more than once in 15 minutes so as not to slow up film production, etc.,etc....

this might be a problem if the other "stars" of the production are the ususal/typical types found on most local councils..Majority of female politicians look like former Ms PM Blair but with a 5 x 5 figure and ' sensible shoes', support hose and make-up slapped on with a trowel..tends to put one off stroke...

add to that the crew would be all local union/civil servants who would constantly be taking tea breaks, refuse ' overtime' and have one guy doing all the techie stuff while the rest stand about ' supervising '... hell the paperwork alone would put the production behind schedule and overbudget within days...and just wait to the oversight committee starts evaluating the performances for review and recommendation...

not worth applying for really...[ not that I did, and not griping at the receipt of a form letter ..oh, no...just stating an opinion..... :oops: ]
 

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