Council Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CQMS, Jul 21, 2008.

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  1. £140k for making council skin flicks, nice work if you can get it.

    clicky
     
  2. And there's me hoping to see a pic. of Paul Weller boning Debbie Harry.
     
  3. More like George Micheal and Gary I have a belly full of vitamin S almond, with Gary Glitter doing a threesome (its More PC then hetro porn)
     
  4. Marc "bellyful of vitamin S" Almond you mean???
     
  5. Sir I believe your right "i stand corrected"
     
  6. the worrying thing is they are 'positive about disabled people.'







    so midget council porn
     
  7. Who on earth did they get to write their job description?

    Have a word, 100% 110%. It´s a fcuking council job, they´ll be disintereted and bored by Tuesday.
     
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Sorry, midgets are not disabled (actually, that should, in pc speak, read differently-abled) but are vertically challenged persons. So the porn is more likely to involve wheelchairs, crutches -but not the sort we might like - and commodes.
    And thick wooly stockings.
     
  9. count me in then!!

    take it there is not an allowance for lube as the extra dribble will help the dry spots pass!!!
     
  10. and :?
     
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A very old acquaintance of mine has recently become leader of our local county council. A wealthy farmer, who has land on which, should he be able to get planning permission, would earn mucho dinero.
    Of course, he is far too upright a person to take advantage of his position!
     
  12. Nice work if you can get it.
     
  13. lmao!!

    An orgy would look like a coach crash...

    do they count towards your five-a-day???
     
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    How about a wheelchair, with the seat cut to provide a large hole, and the occupier to be naked, thus meaning that one can lay on the ground and chair will move over face/body, saving one the effort involved in moving own body.
     

  15. My Bold- in PC speak they would be a 'Person of Restricted Groth'...how this is any better i do not know as all my short arrse mates are now nicknamed Porg!!