Council Denies Autistic Pirate Child Flag-flying Rights - Daily Wail

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Rotta, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. I blame the parents. If they'd followed the Spartan Birth Control Method, and chucked the little Mong off a cliff, they wouldn't be in this situation.
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  2. Why don't they just apply for planning permission to have the flag up?
  3. Individuality? These subversive social trends must be stepped upon hard, lest example breed more of such a kind. They'll be dressing in bright colours next, and then where shall we be?
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  4. Claim to be a pastafarian sue council over religious bigatory

  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I think the real question here is can autistic people join the army?

    If only there was a thread about it.

    I guess we'll never know.
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  6. Landlubbers!
  7. So who else who go through his Mam? As for the story, meh, rules are ******* rules! It wouldn't have been an issue had not some neighbour complained to the council.
  8. Does the mother realise that you can still be hanged for flying the JR?
  9. Wonder if I should fly this in my balcony?

  10. Because it takes months and someone has complained already. AND it's a waste of council time - as is following up a stupid complaint about a stupid flag from a stupid neighbour.
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  11. But we all know they will folow it its far more important than fixing the roads or doing whatever it is we pay them to do for us.
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  12. Sadly that's true.
  13. I'm mildly surprised they haven't decided that the child is 'at risk' and taken him into care to protecting him from law-flouting parents. His Dad used to fly a Cross of St. George so the family courts would certainly conclude that he is also a leading light in the BNP.
  14. The parents should ignore the council apparatchiks and crack on. Once it gets to the point where a Dale Farm-type stand off exists, take down the flag for a bit until everyone bogs off before hoisting it back up amongst much shouting and arr-harring.