Could you marry a pornstar??

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  1. Now....once again Richard and Judy....

    Could you marry a pornstar who has always been doing proffessional porn.

    Would you have kids with them?

    What other implications might this situation bring.

    Let me know your thoughts.

  2. Sure I could marry him.....He knows how to keep a girl happy, can go like the clappers and has a big d***!

    No kids, not for any other reason other than never felt inclined to have them!

    Possibly taking them to a Dinner Night in the Mess and they are recognised!!
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    As long as she looks like Jenna,Does only girl-girl & lets me watch! :lol:

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  4. yeah you know it would make sense to. because shes gonna be up for some girl on girl action, hoop to mouth action and swallow the whole lot when your done.

    if she refuses said requests due to not doing that sort of thing then pull out a copy of her latest vid and you have her bang to rights.
  5. No! I'm just selfish like that.
  6. Whats this "What".
    Oh Lord save moi from dull boring gummbies
  7. No. I can't compete with those enormous pornstar penises.... :oops:
  8. A matter of "Taste'
  9. I might rent one. But marriage? My ex was enough of a nightmare.
  10. Yank How true.
  11. No. Can career pornstars even remember how to fcuk without two lines of blow and a fluffer beforehand? Never mind the gallons of strangers' bodily fluids circulating in their systems.
  12. Sounds like my ex-wife. You know her as well?
  13. "gallons of strangers' bodily fluids"

    Rodger me ridgid that must have been some show.
    Memory says the lad usually on spurts a drop.
    Means ya know what it's like ten times a night 7/52 and then home ta the wife.
    Very short working life.
  14. No I could not marry a porn star, my missus would go f*cking ballistic.
  15. Marriage decision - yes or no - bears very little relationship to sex as compared to many other factors in a relationship. So, could I marry a pornstar? If all other things were equal - yes.
    (Oh - what do I know! I married a QA back in '56 and it still works for us)