Could you do a better design job than God?

#1
What if you could redesign the human body, what would you rearrange, increase, decrease, discard , or include?
 
#2
I've always felt that giving women vocal cords was a mistake.
 
#4
I would re-consider the ability for women to get fat, I mean come-on....I feel like Captain Ahab when I go out on the pull round here
 
#5
I think that putting the testicles inside would probably be a good move.
 
#6
I think that putting the testicles inside would probably be a good move.
Seconded. Also I think an ability for testosterone to withstand the onslaught of serious quantities of booze. just when you lose all inhibitions along comes Mr Flaccid, not a good combination.
 

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#7
Seconded. Also I think an ability for testosterone to withstand the onslaught of serious quantities of booze. just when you lose all inhibitions along comes Mr Flaccid, not a good combination.

Speak for yourself.
 
#8
Guess some of you might need to discover evolution... clearly there is no design involved. Even a mong god would provide eyes in the back of our heads with x-ray vision and issue at least three cocks.
 
#9
OK Stallion, I was talking in general of course, nothing to do with me.
 
#11
Make all wimmin with slanty eyes, black hair and honey coloured skin (except one).
 
#12
Not doing too bad i think.
 
#15
Give women a on/off switch.
 
#17
1 TESTICLES
To be stored internally inside a bony, armoured compartment.

2 PENIS
To be fully retractable and stiffness to be controlled by the conscious brain. This would have avoided the teenage Mariner embarrassing himself on parade while being inspected by the septuagenarian Honorary Colonel of some army regiment on Remembrance Sunday many years ago.

3 FLATULENCE
To be upgraded to enable supersonic flight. Arrsehole to be re-manufactured from tooth enamel to withstand the temperature and pressure involved. Intestinal bacteria to be re-engineered to emit vast quantities of gas that smells like flowers.

4 LIVER
To incorporate nano-technology thus making hangovers a thing of the past.

5 SEA SICKNESS
WTF is it for? Banish it now.

6 SEXUAL REPRODUCTION
More trouble than it's worth when you're my age. I'd be happy to spaff all over some eggs that an anonymous female has laid near my house. Alternatively, I'd also consider dividing in two at regular intervals.
 
#18
1 TESTICLES
To be stored internally inside a bony, armoured compartment.

2 PENIS
To be fully retractable and stiffness to be controlled by the conscious brain. This would have avoided the teenage Mariner embarrassing himself on parade while being inspected by the septuagenarian Honorary Colonel of some army regiment on Remembrance Sunday many years ago.

3 FLATULENCE
To be upgraded to enable supersonic flight. Arrsehole to be re-manufactured from tooth enamel to withstand the temperature and pressure involved. Intestinal bacteria to be re-engineered to emit vast quantities of gas that smells like flowers.

4 LIVER
To incorporate nano-technology thus making hangovers a thing of the past.

5 SEA SICKNESS
WTF is it for? Banish it now.

6 SEXUAL REPRODUCTION
More trouble than it's worth when you're my age. I'd be happy to spaff all over some eggs that an anonymous female has laid near my house. Alternatively, I'd also consider dividing in two at regular intervals.
Binary fission, too horrible to contemplate.
 
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#20
Give women a on/off switch.
I've always felt that giving women vocal cords was a mistake.
Really? Might be better by starting with giving them a brain.
I'd give men enough blood supply to power their brains and their dicks at the same time.

I'd also change the way men fall into sex comas and instead have it make them stay wide awake like they're wired to the moon on ten cans of red bull all night.
 

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