Could you do a better design job than God?

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by kilo42, May 22, 2011.

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  1. What if you could redesign the human body, what would you rearrange, increase, decrease, discard , or include?
  2. I've always felt that giving women vocal cords was a mistake.
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  3. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Really? Might be better by starting with giving them a brain.
  4. I would re-consider the ability for women to get fat, I mean come-on....I feel like Captain Ahab when I go out on the pull round here
  5. I think that putting the testicles inside would probably be a good move.
  6. Seconded. Also I think an ability for testosterone to withstand the onslaught of serious quantities of booze. just when you lose all inhibitions along comes Mr Flaccid, not a good combination.
  7. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Speak for yourself.
  8. Guess some of you might need to discover evolution... clearly there is no design involved. Even a mong god would provide eyes in the back of our heads with x-ray vision and issue at least three cocks.
  9. OK Stallion, I was talking in general of course, nothing to do with me.
  10. I'd give women an extra set of breasts on their back so you can grope when you cuddle

    I'd also make breasts anti sag
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  11. Make all wimmin with slanty eyes, black hair and honey coloured skin (except one).
  12. Not doing too bad i think.
  13. Are you sure?....

  14. Re-soleable feet and maybe wheels. Fur.
  15. HHH

    HHH LE

    Give women a on/off switch.