What if you could redesign the human body, what would you rearrange, increase, decrease, discard , or include?
To be stored internally inside a bony, armoured compartment.
To be fully retractable and stiffness to be controlled by the conscious brain. This would have avoided the teenage Mariner embarrassing himself on parade while being inspected by the septuagenarian Honorary Colonel of some army regiment on Remembrance Sunday many years ago.
To be upgraded to enable supersonic flight. Arrsehole to be re-manufactured from tooth enamel to withstand the temperature and pressure involved. Intestinal bacteria to be re-engineered to emit vast quantities of gas that smells like flowers.
To incorporate nano-technology thus making hangovers a thing of the past.
5 SEA SICKNESS
WTF is it for? Banish it now.
6 SEXUAL REPRODUCTION
More trouble than it's worth when you're my age. I'd be happy to spaff all over some eggs that an anonymous female has laid near my house. Alternatively, I'd also consider dividing in two at regular intervals.
Give women a on/off switch.
I've always felt that giving women vocal cords was a mistake.
Really? Might be better by starting with giving them a brain.