Could you be a Taliban?.....take this simple test and find out!

#1
1. Do you have more wives than teeth?

2. Do you own a $25,000 rocket launcher but refuse to shell out on a decent pair of boots?

3. Do you cultivate poppy but have a moral objection to beer?

4. Do you think vests come in 2 styles? - Bullet proof and suicide?

And most significantly.....

5. Do you scrape the shit off your sweaty arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean?!
 
#2
Heard that one before, once or a hundred times!

and anyway what's a Taliban?

Is it something akin to a Smokingban?
 
#4
She's lookin' at that Dog's Todger!
 

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