Cougar or MILF?

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  1. Whats the difference between a Cougar or a MILF?
     
  2. The spelling
     
  3. Actually, Cougars are older ladies that are actively looking to put out to younger men. MILFs are just fit older birds that I'd nail.
     
  4. Isn't a MILF someone you want to shag and a Cougar an older female who preys on sex with younger men?
     
  5. Sorry PA - posted it at the same time!
     
  6. Added to which, cougars don't have to be mothers but MILF's do by definition!!
     
  7. I met a cougar from MSSG a few months ago, an artillery lass.... I would....
     
  8. The only reason I love my kids is because it gives me a valid reason to socialise with MILF's :nod:
     
  9. I love kids because they're cute and tight...
     
  10. I always thought of MILFs as being like your mate's mum you wanted to fuck when you were a teenager.
     
  11. (M)other (I)d (L)ike to (F)uck. So i guess that would be a very good example.
     
  12. . . . But only the once
     
  13. Try singing/music/swim/tumble-tot classes when your offspring are troddlers mixing with the MILF's. Great!

    You'll be surprised how having a cute toddler in your possession suddenly makes you more approachable by fit women that would normally avoid you like the plague :wink:
     
  14. I'd say that depends! My daughter has 4 toddler groups a week, so if I'm on lates I take her. Tuesday - All young, nothing special. Wednesday - All overweight, even for a chubby chaser. Thursday - Bloody amazing group, all posh, minted and chatty there! I haven't ended up going to a friday group for some time so can't comment on it!
     
  15. Same goes for wedding rings. I think they see it and assume your 'safe'. It was like I'd turned gay overnight when I got married. Female friends and colleagues suddenly are all over you and tell you the most intimate details of their lives. I won't be so safe when they're in my boot on the way to my lockup.....