Cougar or MILF?

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#3
Actually, Cougars are older ladies that are actively looking to put out to younger men. MILFs are just fit older birds that I'd nail.
 
#4
Isn't a MILF someone you want to shag and a Cougar an older female who preys on sex with younger men?
 
#6
Added to which, cougars don't have to be mothers but MILF's do by definition!!
 
#8
The only reason I love my kids is because it gives me a valid reason to socialise with MILF's :nod:
 
#10
I always thought of MILFs as being like your mate's mum you wanted to fuck when you were a teenager.
 
#11
I always thought of MILFs as being like your mate's mum you wanted to fuck when you were a teenager.
(M)other (I)d (L)ike to (F)uck. So i guess that would be a very good example.
 
#12
Fat_Cav said:
The only reason I love my kids is because it gives me a valid reason to socialise with MILF's /images/smilies/ce.2673d7f2958feecde51e0ac98791ed76.icon_nod,g.gif
I love kids because they're cute and tight...
. . . But only the once
 
#13
I always thought of MILFs as being like your mate's mum you wanted to fuck when you were a teenager.
Try singing/music/swim/tumble-tot classes when your offspring are troddlers mixing with the MILF's. Great!

You'll be surprised how having a cute toddler in your possession suddenly makes you more approachable by fit women that would normally avoid you like the plague :wink:
 
#14
Try singing/music/swim/tumble-tot classes when your offspring are troddlers mixing with the MILF's. Great!

You'll be surprised how having a cute toddler in your possession suddenly makes you more approachable by fit women that would normally avoid you like the plague :wink:
I'd say that depends! My daughter has 4 toddler groups a week, so if I'm on lates I take her. Tuesday - All young, nothing special. Wednesday - All overweight, even for a chubby chaser. Thursday - Bloody amazing group, all posh, minted and chatty there! I haven't ended up going to a friday group for some time so can't comment on it!
 
#15
Try singing/music/swim/tumble-tot classes when your offspring are troddlers mixing with the MILF's. Great!

You'll be surprised how having a cute toddler in your possession suddenly makes you more approachable by fit women that would normally avoid you like the plague :wink:
Same goes for wedding rings. I think they see it and assume your 'safe'. It was like I'd turned gay overnight when I got married. Female friends and colleagues suddenly are all over you and tell you the most intimate details of their lives. I won't be so safe when they're in my boot on the way to my lockup.....
 
#16
MILF is something you would like to bone, Cougar on the other hand is something that would like to bone you or younger men which probably means they have no teeth and smell badly.






Got it ?
 
#17
I'd say that depends! My daughter has 4 toddler groups a week, so if I'm on lates I take her. Tuesday - All young, nothing special. Wednesday - All overweight, even for a chubby chaser. Thursday - Bloody amazing group, all posh, minted and chatty there! I haven't ended up going to a friday group for some time so can't comment on it!
Of course it's geographic too. I live in an affulent part of Oxfordshire, so all the groups here are stuffed with friendly MILF's who can afford the time off with Henry & Felicity. Didcot/Berinsfield/Abingdon groups however, are stuffed with fat Chavettes who just think toddler-classes are somewhere they can swap benefit claim info between fags outside whilst letting everyone else supervise their vile offspring
 
#18
My g/f is a MILF, so I suppose she's now a MIGtFVO....:wink:
 
#19
Of course it's geographic too. I live in an affulent part of Oxfordshire, so all the groups here are stuffed with friendly MILF's who can afford the time off with Henry & Felicity. Didcot/Berinsfield/Abingdon groups however, are stuffed with fat Chavettes who just think toddler-classes are somewhere they can swap benefit claim info between fags outside whilst letting everyone else supervise their vile offspring
I boarder a couple of areas, but on the whole, its quite a well orf area! Wouldn't catch anyone outside one of the groups smoking!
 
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