Couch Potato Survived on Scotch...

#3
LMAO! Hey, grain is one of the four food groups! ;)
 
#4
"But after several hours without food or water, he admits, he became quite worried. "

What an effin' t*sser...

No wonder thiks country is going down the tubes with morons like that around.

:x :x :x :x :x

Rodney2q
 
#6
Rodney2q said:
"But after several hours without food or water, he admits, he became quite worried. "

What an effin' t*sser...

No wonder thiks country is going down the tubes with morons like that around.

:x :x :x :x :x

Rodney2q
The country is going down the toilet because of the treasonous and reckless political and financial elite. But they like people to blame idiots like the guy that was trapped under the sofa, 'chavs', immigrants, public sector workers, etc. Anyone but themselves. An age old ploy. Seems to be working well, from some of the blame that I hear and read being spouted. The enemy is within but it ain't a 19 stone piss head with a back problem.
 
#12
Whiskey my ar5e.... bet it was an old Bells bottle he filled with his own pi55 to save having to move off the sofa during the ad break in Jeremy Kyle... Notice it doesn't mention the ASDA bag full of turds he had next to it to ward off the hunger pangs.
 
#13
He made it two whole days without food or water? They should put him on 'Survivor' - or whatever the latest programme is now - with that record. :roll:

And who would have thought couches could be so dangerous?
 
#14
So to summarize: he spent two days getting pissed? poof
 

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