Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by jack_wagon, Oct 29, 2011.

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  1. my recruiter told me it's like Butlins, but better! Cosy double beds, a PS3 in every bedroom, 32 inch TVs and the DS will record anything you want on sky plus so you don't miss anything when you're out training. Mega.
  2. So homosexuality's compulsory now? Ewww! Kenny? Are you reading this?
  3. I believe it's to fill up diversity quotas
  4. Its just like a holiday, lots of fresh air, good food, good scenery, nice chaps around to tell you where to go. You even get to camp out....oh and you get paid too. What more could you want?
  5. I'm afraid so. Wanna reenlist?
  6. Yes, I do, actually. But despite this, not because of it.
  7. It's been scientifically proved that if you put a man and a tea cosy in an empty room, the man will try to put the tea cosy on his head within o.00015 nanoseconds.
  8. They wouldn't have me now. Too fucking fat and nearsighted.