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Costa coffee shop

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#1
A new Vista coffee shop has opened in my town, so I have dropped in to test the coffee.

The shop is full of young mummies and potential mummies. I think Tit Monday has arrived as the evidence is in here.
I may just become a more frequent perver sorry I meant visitor. ;) never knew coffee was so good :):p

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#3
I met The Iron Duke for a coffee yesterday at the Costa Coffee in Morpeth, I had to go and put some money in the parking meter and as I was going out the door, a lovely young lady came in with an extremely tight top and magnificently ill fitting bra which gave the impression she had 4 tits. I was so pleased with what I saw I rang the wife to tell her. She wasn't so pleased though. Unfortunately by the time I got back to the shop she had gone, therefore I missed the opportunity to get a photo.... Bollocks.
 
#6
A new Vista coffee shop has opened in my town, so I have dropped in to test the coffee.

The shop is full of young mummies and potential mummies. I think Tit Monday has arrived as the evidence is in here.
I may just become a more frequent perver sorry I meant visitor. ;) never knew coffee was so good :):p

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Take it you were thinking of offering your fertilisation services?
 
#8
A new Vista coffee shop has opened in my town, so I have dropped in to test the coffee.

The shop is full of young mummies and potential mummies. I think Tit Monday has arrived as the evidence is in here.
I may just become a more frequent perver sorry I meant visitor. ;) never knew coffee was so good :):p

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Blaze a trail!

You may be the first person ever to be convicted of using coffee for administering a susbtance with intent to commit a sexual offence!

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/61

Some of the girls making the coffee in Central London are fit (but don't they know it).
 
#10
]I met The Iron Duke for a coffee yesterday at the Costa Coffee in Morpeth, I had to go and put some money in the parking meter and as I was going out the door, a lovely young lady came in with an extremely tight top and magnificently ill fitting bra which gave the impression she had 4 tits. I was so pleased with what I saw I rang the wife to tell her. She wasn't so pleased though. Unfortunately by the time I got back to the shop she had gone, therefore I missed the opportunity to get a photo.... Bollocks.
Fucking name dropper. One between two was it?

Tits, Arse, wank etc.
 
#13
Are you telling me you have only just discovered the sea of semi-posh yummy mummy and student minge that is the local frothy coffee bar?

Good lord man you have missed out on around ten years of crammed in pimpage.
 
#14
Went into the new(ish) Costa in Giglio for a coffee the other day, couldn't get served because the barrista captain couldn't find his glasses apparently. Typical Italian setup though, all the tables squeezed tight up against each other and not a bloody waiter to be found!
 
#17
Next it Will be The banjo strumming commuter defence.....


Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
 
#18
A new Vista coffee shop has opened in my town, so I have dropped in to test the coffee.

The shop is full of young mummies and potential mummies. I think Tit Monday has arrived as the evidence is in here.
I may just become a more frequent perver sorry I meant visitor. ;) never knew coffee was so good :):p

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Bible Rules, mate: Pics or it didn't happen.^_~
 

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