After thinking I was getting a little bit of a belly this winter I went for a salad and saw this humungous RAF fem. Not fat but enormous, the sort of fat that makes a channel 4 documentary fat. And I thought why should I bust a gut out of self pride to make myself fit and pas all my tests when the weight of this thing offsets 50 bandoliers of ammo in airfreight. Some people have worked their way to become a little podgy through injury, this is not about them its about those who have eaten their way out of deployable. Imagine the money that could be saved and used for better things by simply getting rid of the morbidly obese, throw in a couple of chair hugging coffin dodger ossifers showing signs of dementia and thats the defence cuts sorted. What does everyone else think?